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The Iowa caucus (where people actually start voting) are just two weeks away. Until then this monkey poop fight will hit fever pitch. After that some of the monkeys will start dropping out. But we still have a long hard slog to November.

 

In the mean time here are the latest polls:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/2016_republican_presidential_nomination-3823.html

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http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/2016_democratic_presidential_nomination-3824.html

 

 

And this was my favorite cartoon from the last monkey poop fight:

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The Caucus can go **** right off....

 

The day after is going to be pure hell for us. Right now we're (Rental car compant in Des Moines) pulling cars from basically everyone we can to keep up with reservations, because every one and their brother is in town for the caucus (and I'm getting 18 emails a day saying "Come Caucus!" And a very amateurish Bernie Sanders volunteer), and they ALL RETURN THE SAME DAY.

 

Realize, this isn't 100 or even 200 cars returning in one day, that we can deal with, this is closer to 1000 vehicles being returned to a location that usually supports 750...

 

Also it's terrible working within 5 minutes of where everyone has their "Townhall Meetings"

 

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I think its funny that we had our longest election in like 100 years, not quite 4 months long, and everyone complained it was too long. I can't even imagine having one like a year and a half long.

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The Iowa caucus (where people actually start voting) are just two weeks away. Until then this monkey poop fight will hit fever pitch. After that some of the monkeys will start dropping out. But we still have a long hard slog to November.

 

In the mean time here are the latest polls:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/2016_republican_presidential_nomination-3823.html

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http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/2016_democratic_presidential_nomination-3824.html

 

 

And this was my favorite cartoon from the last monkey poop fight:

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That cartoon  made me laugh :lol: 

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What did you think about Donald Trump?

That's not how it works around here my friend. You have to tell us what YOU think of Donald Trump......

 

Then we flame you!  :lol:

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What did you think about Donald Trump?

That's not how it works around here my friend. You have to tell us what YOU think of Donald Trump......

 

Then we flame you!  :lol:

 

 

Oh come on! Data-mining bots have feelings too, you know.

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What did you think about Donald Trump?

He is a demagogue and even though I can recognize his skill in industry and business acumen he also represents the worst aspects of Capitalism

 

He is arrogant, dismissive. bombastic and has very little regard for the consequences of his words or views. He will be a terrible president for the USA because he will drag the USA back to an era of the " you either with us or against us " 

 

Most of the problems the global community grapples can be resolved through dialogue and following tried and tested examples of Western ideology....this means free markets, democracies and a respect for human rights

 

The USA has a very important role as one of the  foundations of Western ideology and Trump will just take the West backwards if he becomes president for 4 years 

 

So I support the Democrat view on the  way the USA should influence global events...not Trumps " lets just build a wall " comments 

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"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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What did you think about Donald Trump?

That's not how it works around here my friend. You have to tell us what YOU think of Donald Trump......

 

Then we flame you!  :lol:

 

:lol: and we do enjoy a good flaming 

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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One thing I don't understand, Cruz was born in Canada, I thought you had to be born in the US to run for president.

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PS Dem debate tonight 

Hmmmm.... wouldn't Bernie be more likely to be the Sith Lord? He's the one whose for authoritarian government that takes everything away from everyone.

 

Or... maybe I'M the sith lord? Maybe from my point of view the Jedi are evil. :lol:

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"He's the one whose for authoritarian government that takes everything away from everyone."

 

That's every politican ever. Hell, that describes 99% of the population.

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One thing I don't understand, Cruz was born in Canada, I thought you had to be born in the US to run for president.

No, you have to be a citizen at the time of birth, which means either you are born in the US or one of your parents were a US citizen. It only got obfuscated because some people thought Obama was born in Kenya, which wouldn't have mattered because his mother was a US citizen.

 

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PS Dem debate tonight

 

So Trump is an edgy teenager and Sanders becomes a ghost?

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This debate needs to a touch less moderation. There's been way to many "And we're out of time, Moving on!" while the candidates are still talking and the actual debating is getting left in the dust.

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Whoever can use an abacus better, that's who I'm voting for. Starting to look like Trump. 

Can I ask you a question, aren't you concerned about the numerous concerning comments Trump has made about USA foreign policy and he would do things?

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Whoever can use an abacus better, that's who I'm voting for. Starting to look like Trump. 

Can I ask you a question, aren't you concerned about the numerous concerning comments Trump has made about USA foreign policy and he would do things?

 

When all the choices are bad what does that matter? Bluster and arrogance on one hand vs. cowardice and obeisance to enemies on the other.

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Whoever can use an abacus better, that's who I'm voting for. Starting to look like Trump. 

Can I ask you a question, aren't you concerned about the numerous concerning comments Trump has made about USA foreign policy and he would do things?

 

When all the choices are bad what does that matter? Bluster and arrogance on one hand vs. cowardice and obeisance to enemies on the other.

 

Who's cowardly and displaying obeisance toward enemies?

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I don't think there is an official definition for a natural born citizen. He's a citizen by birth since his mom was a citizen so most consider that satisfactory. I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong about that

There's a debate whether natural born citizen just means citizen by birth or whether the original constitutional meaning was from English common law, which supposedly meant you were born in the country with some exceptions: http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2016-01-13.html

 

 

 

PS Dem debate tonight

Hmmmm.... wouldn't Bernie be more likely to be the Sith Lord? He's the one whose for authoritarian government that takes everything away from everyone.

 

Or... maybe I'M the sith lord? Maybe from my point of view the Jedi are evil. laughing.gif

 

Jedi are obviously commies. There's even a story about the rebel alliance being based on Viet Cong. 

 

 

Whoever can use an abacus better, that's who I'm voting for. Starting to look like Trump.

Can I ask you a question, aren't you concerned about the numerous concerning comments Trump has made about USA foreign policy and he would do things?

 

You should be more specific and state a few examples.

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Trump's not gonna win. Especially when his net favoribility scores are this bad:

 

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Donor metrics:

 

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Whoever can use an abacus better, that's who I'm voting for. Starting to look like Trump.

 

Can I ask you a question, aren't you concerned about the numerous concerning comments Trump has made about USA foreign policy and he would do things?

When all the choices are bad what does that matter? Bluster and arrogance on one hand vs. cowardice and obeisance to enemies on the other.

Who's cowardly and displaying obeisance toward enemies?
Anyone but Sanders because they don't want to destroy the banks. Edited by KaineParker

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

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"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

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