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*crosses fingers for a white xmas*

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This thread is off to a weird start.  I'm not really comfortable sharing my family plans in it.   :p

Oh Hurlshot ....stop teasing 

 

You share family photos with the forum...please don't play coy  :biggrin:

 

Theres approximately 274 people on my wifes side of the family so we attend a bunch of parties on Christmas eve and day. Its exhausting but ultimately worth the pain because this is her favorite holiday.

That sounds awesome....are you saying your wife has 274 family members she actually wants to see?

 

That is very impressive

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Bruce, why do you call it Xmas?

Because it's Xtreme!

 

 

XTREME Holidays

 

 

This is that magical time of the year where Santa rides on down your chimney on a stunt motorcycle before chokeslamming the Grinch and blowing up any overly greedy corporations while taking care to walk away from said explosions slowly while wearing sunglasses.

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Bruce, why do you call it Xmas?

Because it's Xtreme!

 

 

XTREME Holidays

 

 

This is that magical time of the year where Santa rides on down your chimney on a stunt motorcycle before chokeslamming the Grinch and blowing up any overly greedy corporations while taking care to walk away from said explosions slowly while wearing sunglasses.

 

 

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Applying game theory to win the White Elephant.

 

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/white-elephant-yankee-swap-game-theory/

 

You're welcome.

I have to be honest that is another thing I have never heard of. looks cool 

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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Applying game theory to win the White Elephant.

 

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/white-elephant-yankee-swap-game-theory/

 

You're welcome.

I have to be honest that is another thing I have never heard of. looks cool

I started a new detail assignment a few weeks back and apparently this office doesn't do the white elephant. Rats.

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Watch the Hogfather with the missus on christmas eve while we set up for morning, then christmas day do the regular gift opening and breakfast with the immediate family, then my parents are coming over from Vancouver Island for dinner

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No idea. Probably nothing

Wow.....I'm surprised you and the Missus wouldn't care to celebrate something as memorable as Christmas?

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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No idea. Probably nothing

Wow.....I'm surprised you and the Missus wouldn't care to celebrate something as memorable as Christmas?

 

Since we have no kids and no family nearby there isn't a need to really plan anything

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No idea. Probably nothing

Wow.....I'm surprised you and the Missus wouldn't care to celebrate something as memorable as Christmas?

 

Since we have no kids and no family nearby there isn't a need to really plan anything

 

But surly you can at least go out for dinner...geez shady just pretend to be excited  ;)

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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I don't know.

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Bruce, why do you call it Xmas?

 

Because it's Xtreme!

 

 

XTREME Holidays

 

 

This is that magical time of the year where Santa rides on down your chimney on a stunt motorcycle before chokeslamming the Grinch and blowing up any overly greedy corporations while taking care to walk away from said explosions slowly while wearing sunglasses.

You watch the weirdest porn. I intend to watch one where a priest bangs a nun in a church and Jesus comes down from the cross to join in. It's called Passion of the Christ.

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I don't know.

Why don't you go to the Veterans Society ( or whatever its called ), you always have fun there?

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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Why atheist celebreting X-Mas?

Good question, its just about the family connections. We put up a tree but there is no religious pray or anything similar

 

So we just use the time for family

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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Why atheist celebreting X-Mas?

 

I'm an agnostic like the rest of my family but we see x-mas as tradition and yearly family gathering, not as a Christian holiday. 

I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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Why atheist celebreting X-Mas?

 

Most people like holidays.  I celebrate Eid whenever I get an invite. 

 

 

Well, that's not celebrating, you just get invitation, for social, neighborhood and friendship...you only celebrate Eid if you take part in the ritual...

 

 

 

Why atheist celebreting X-Mas?

Good question, its just about the family connections. We put up a tree but there is no religious pray or anything similar

 

So we just use the time for family

 

 

What is the significant of the tree anyway?

 

When i was little, X-Mas do seems like joyful day though, there are a lot of X-Mas TV special, kid's show, songs...but now it could be a big and sensitive issue...but i don't care, i just wish X-Mas to every Christians...

 

But you are not a Christian...so i hold it

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Why atheist celebreting X-Mas?

 

Most people like holidays.  I celebrate Eid whenever I get an invite. 

 

 

Well, that's not celebrating, you just get invitation, for social, neighborhood and friendship...you only celebrate Eid if you take part in the ritual...

 

 

 

Why atheist celebreting X-Mas?

Good question, its just about the family connections. We put up a tree but there is no religious pray or anything similar

 

So we just use the time for family

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What is the significant of the tree anyway?

 

When i was little, X-Mas do seems like joyful day though, there are a lot of X-Mas TV special, kid's show, songs...but now it could be a big and sensitive issue...but i don't care, i just wish X-Mas to every Christians...

 

But you are not a Christian...so i hold it

 

I don't know why we use the tree?Maybe someone else knows?

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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our veneration o' dread Cernunnos is the reason we continue to celebrate halloween.  when children come to our door in the darkness o' october 31, we challenge them thus: Do you fear the Lord of Antlers? if they show proper humility and obeisance, we offer them a treat-- a symbolic reward from the king o' the underworld's everfull purse.  or not.

 

shiodome_christmas_lights.jpg

 

christmas in japan? 

 

*shrug*

 

we celebrate 'cause we can.  we never begrudge a soul for finding harmless joy in small things.  

 

HA! Good Fun!

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we celebrate 'cause we can.  we never begrudge a soul for finding harmless joy in small things.  

 

 

You said it all right there.

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