Keyrock Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 (edited) No, this is not a joke. Yes, this is for real. Status of Activision Call of Duty Doritos Flavored Mountain Dew double XP promotion unconfirmed. Edited November 10, 2014 by Keyrock RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Longknife Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 This reminds me of my last trip to the USA where DiGiorno's or some oven pizza company was offering pizza WITH FREE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES and I was just like "lolwhy" cause those things sound terrible together. "The Courier was the worst of all of them. The worst by far. When he died the first time, he must have met the devil, and then killed him." Is your mom hot? It may explain why guys were following her ?
Enoch Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Eh. Can't be worse that Dorito-flavored Doritos. Or Mountain-Dew-flavored Mountain Dew. (And, for the record, I'm totally not a junk-food hater. I probably eat more than my share of manufactured convenience food. I just pick the ones that don't taste like ass.) 1
Malcador Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Eh, I will get interested once there is a 7-11 Slurpy version Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Orogun01 Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Well as a supporter of euthanasia I agree with the distribution of this drink. 2 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 So this is what DoritoPope has been up to... "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
Keyrock Posted November 10, 2014 Author Posted November 10, 2014 (edited) The next step is obviously Mountain Dew flavored Doritos. Also, I can't help but see this as another piece of the puzzle toward the Demolition Man future where all restaurants are Taco Bell. Edited November 10, 2014 by Keyrock 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
LadyCrimson Posted November 18, 2014 Posted November 18, 2014 Well, I love my Diet Mt. Dew, but this ... no, just no. I didn't even like their CodeRed or PitchBlack or CodeWeNeedSalesWhatever. Just because I like a specific product doesn't mean I want 1000 varieties of said product...because if you change the flavor/taste, it's no longer the same product. It's just the company name. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Namutree Posted November 18, 2014 Posted November 18, 2014 It sounds like the most disgusting thing since Pepsi Blue. "Good thing I don't heal my characters or they'd be really hurt." Is not something I should ever be thinking. I use blue text when I'm being sarcastic.
Walsingham Posted November 18, 2014 Posted November 18, 2014 Man, now I want ice-cream. And by ice-cream I mean anything other than doritos. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Tale Posted November 18, 2014 Posted November 18, 2014 How the heck did Mt Dew get this popular? It's like the only thing holding up that soft drink division and I keep seeing fast food restraunts drop the entire coca-cola lineup just to get a better deal on Dew. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
LadyCrimson Posted November 18, 2014 Posted November 18, 2014 I've wondered that myself. When I began drinking it, years and years ago, I felt like hardly anyone I knew had tried it. I figured recently it was all the gaming promotion tie-ins. Seems like every box I buy has some game graphic on it now. The Diet Dew is even at our Cosco now. 1 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Walsingham Posted November 18, 2014 Posted November 18, 2014 I've wondered that myself. When I began drinking it, years and years ago, I felt like hardly anyone I knew had tried it. I figured recently it was all the gaming promotion tie-ins. Seems like every box I buy has some game graphic on it now. The Diet Dew is even at our Cosco now. I think you're right. I know about the damn beverage, but I'd rather drink warm nuka. Only gaming tie-ins and pop culture references keep in in mind. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Vaeliorin Posted November 19, 2014 Posted November 19, 2014 My first encounter with Mountain Dew (many, many moons ago) was as the Pepsi equivalent of Mello Yello. Oddly, I don't even know if you can get Mello Yello any longer, whereas Mountain Dew is seemingly everywhere. That said, I have no interest in all these crazy Mountain Dew flavors they keep making, but if original (Diet) Mountain Dew went away, I'd miss it.
Humanoid Posted November 19, 2014 Posted November 19, 2014 I didn't even know what Mountain Dew was back when Rob Lowe ordered it in Wayne's World. It's had a marginal bump in popularity since then, but is still decidedly a less common choice (in Australia it wasn't caffeinated until 2012). Personally I like my soft drinks without caffeine and without sugar, and my chips made out of potatoes, not corn, so this is kind of the opposite of what I want. 1 L I E S T R O N GL I V E W R O N G
Oerwinde Posted November 19, 2014 Posted November 19, 2014 The next step is obviously Mountain Dew flavored Doritos. http://mountaindew.wikia.com/wiki/Doritos_Quest 1 The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
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