Walsingham Posted December 7, 2014 Posted December 7, 2014 Smoking is such an off-turner. The smell and those f*cked up lungs.... See you're thinking of a dowdy wreck of a woman smoking while she looks at her children as if they are flies. I'm thinking of sultry unattainable women smoking like each inward breathe is ...well... freudian. Women on the edge of something, whether it be realisation, or immolation. But mainly I'm thinking of women who aren't neurotically obsessed with their health. I hate smoking in every shape or form. It's disgusting. You'd approach that nice looking woman and then when she breathes, you'd be like: Aww sh**, smells disgusting, I need to vomit!1one I can say with absolute certainty that this is incorrect. 2 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Darkpriest Posted December 7, 2014 Posted December 7, 2014 Smoking is such an off-turner. The smell and those f*cked up lungs.... See you're thinking of a dowdy wreck of a woman smoking while she looks at her children as if they are flies. I'm thinking of sultry unattainable women smoking like each inward breathe is ...well... freudian. Women on the edge of something, whether it be realisation, or immolation. But mainly I'm thinking of women who aren't neurotically obsessed with their health. I hate smoking in every shape or form. It's disgusting. You'd approach that nice looking woman and then when she breathes, you'd be like: Aww sh**, smells disgusting, I need to vomit!1one I can say with absolute certainty that this is incorrect. If you are a non-smoker it really is not that cool to approach a woman stinking of cigarettes. It's even worse when kissing one... feels like licking an ash tray. You'd better be drinking something at that time, because it's near impossible to do when sober. 1
Blarghagh Posted December 7, 2014 Posted December 7, 2014 Kissing smokers messes with my asthma something fierce. They may as well just blow the smoke into my lungs, it has the same effect.
Labadal Posted December 7, 2014 Posted December 7, 2014 Smoking is such an off-turner. The smell and those f*cked up lungs.... See you're thinking of a dowdy wreck of a woman smoking while she looks at her children as if they are flies. I'm thinking of sultry unattainable women smoking like each inward breathe is ...well... freudian. Women on the edge of something, whether it be realisation, or immolation. But mainly I'm thinking of women who aren't neurotically obsessed with their health. I hate smoking in every shape or form. It's disgusting. You'd approach that nice looking woman and then when she breathes, you'd be like: Aww sh**, smells disgusting, I need to vomit!1one I can say with absolute certainty that this is incorrect. I can say with absolute certainty that I know what I'm talking about.
Woldan Posted December 7, 2014 Posted December 7, 2014 Less talk, more awesome. 2 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet.
Vaeliorin Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 People wearing fake nerd glasses should be shot on sight.I knew a girl in high school (this was ~20 years ago) who wore fake glasses because they "made her look smarter." They may have made her look smarter, but didn't change the fact that she was dumb as a brick.
sorophx Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 but was she a cute brick? Walsingham said: I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.
Walsingham Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 (edited) Smoking is such an off-turner. The smell and those f*cked up lungs.... See you're thinking of a dowdy wreck of a woman smoking while she looks at her children as if they are flies. I'm thinking of sultry unattainable women smoking like each inward breathe is ...well... freudian. Women on the edge of something, whether it be realisation, or immolation. But mainly I'm thinking of women who aren't neurotically obsessed with their health. I hate smoking in every shape or form. It's disgusting. You'd approach that nice looking woman and then when she breathes, you'd be like: Aww sh**, smells disgusting, I need to vomit!1one I can say with absolute certainty that this is incorrect. I can say with absolute certainty that I know what I'm talking about. And I can say with absolute certainty that your gene pool is lucky it survived the 20th century. I feel sorry you've missed out, man. It's as if I saw the last dodo. Edited December 8, 2014 by Walsingham "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Vaeliorin Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 but was she a cute brick?As I recall she was, though I'm not sure how accurate my 14-year-old's decades old memories are in regards to the "hot senior girls" in my high school.
Labadal Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 Smoking is such an off-turner. The smell and those f*cked up lungs.... See you're thinking of a dowdy wreck of a woman smoking while she looks at her children as if they are flies. I'm thinking of sultry unattainable women smoking like each inward breathe is ...well... freudian. Women on the edge of something, whether it be realisation, or immolation. But mainly I'm thinking of women who aren't neurotically obsessed with their health. I hate smoking in every shape or form. It's disgusting. You'd approach that nice looking woman and then when she breathes, you'd be like: Aww sh**, smells disgusting, I need to vomit!1one I can say with absolute certainty that this is incorrect. I can say with absolute certainty that I know what I'm talking about. And I can say with absolute certainty that your gene pool is lucky it survived the 20th century. I feel sorry you've missed out, man. It's as if I saw the last dodo. That's okay. You can have all the smokers and I'll have the non-smokers. And all was well in the world.
Walsingham Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 Your sex may be prettier, but on average mine will be ... well I was going to say 'professional', but on reflection I'll probably just be mainly having sex with Chinese and Latinas. And your sex will be whiter. You racist. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Walsingham Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 Edwige Fenech 2 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Malcador Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 Going with non-smokers is probably more economical in a long term view - cigarettes are expensive and if the relationship progresses to a stage where mutual maintenance is required that can add up. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Nonek Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 Kissing smokers messes with my asthma something fierce. They may as well just blow the smoke into my lungs, it has the same effect. "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." 3 Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot!
Blarghagh Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 That may be the most topical use of a Firefly reference ever. 2
Tale Posted December 8, 2014 Author Posted December 8, 2014 New thread going up. Edit: It's up. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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