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KaineParker's Hopefully Attractive Women Thread Episode V: A Striking Back

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To help that Monday start once more..

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I can't believe people are digging that video, with that Chicks horrible form and cheating. That workout is a joke.

    Somehow, the people don't care about that

     

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

    I can't believe people are digging that video, with that Chicks horrible form

     

    Her form looked great to me..

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    SUBEDIT: i doubt a video of Malena Morgan eating a sandwich would be actually safe for work.

    We should test this.

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    Speaking of workouts

     

    'snip'

     

    EDIT: NSFW, but no actual nudity.

     

    SUBEDIT: i doubt a video of Malena Morgan eating a sandwich would be actually safe for work.

    Kind of reminds me of this video

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    SUBEDIT: i doubt a video of Malena Morgan eating a sandwich would be actually safe for work.

    We should test this.

     

     

    I'm pretty shure one of you social media types should pitch the idea to her. She is on twitter and facebook.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

     

     

     

    SUBEDIT: i doubt a video of Malena Morgan eating a sandwich would be actually safe for work.

    We should test this.

    I'm pretty shure one of you social media types should pitch the idea to her. She is on twitter and facebook.

    I'm not though. I'll see if I can get a little bleeder to do it.

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    To help that Monday start once more..

     

     

     

     

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    I thought that looked familiar...

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    Lol are you ****ting me.

    "because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

    Photoshop is the bread and butter of this thread.

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    Photoshop is the bread and butter of this thread.

     

    Also silicone. 

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    I resent that, the ones I post are all natural.

    "because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

    I go for natural bewbs as well. "Enhanced" breasts look very bad to me.

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

    We all have already posted chicks with enhanced boobs so....

     

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    Watching Tomorrow When the War Began.

     

    Have we already seen Caitlin Stasey?

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    yes, by yours truly 

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    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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    For that midweek re-gather of thought...

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    watched a terrible movie called All Cheerleaders Die, but it had cute girls, so I googled it. which led me to discover these images, weirdly enough 

     

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    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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    as for the girls in the movie:

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    ehem

     

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    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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