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It is my considered opinion that we could reach an accomodation with Al Qaeda if they left off killing people who offended their worldview, and instead ruthlessly pursued DESIGNERS WHO PUT 'HELPFUL' FEATURES INTO INTERFACES, LIKE ZOOMING IN AND OUT OF A DATABASE BECAUSE THE USER HAS CHOSEN TO ENTER A CERTAIN TYPE OF DATA.

 

 

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Thanks, Tagaziel.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Windows 8?

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

Like Excel removing my lead zeros. If I didn't want them I wouldn't enter them buttholes.

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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Someone at health and safety told them lead was bad, so it's For Your Protection.

 

I slay me, or I would if I don't sometimes wonder if that's exactly how MS's software engineering works. Clippy may be gone, but his spirit lives on every time an MS product does something 'helpful' automatically which you absolutely, totally don't want.

Just wait until the Al Qaeda sysadmin upgrades their XP machines once support expires later this year.

 

"Wait, so I have to create a Microsoft Account and download the app to launch the chemical weapon missiles? Jihad on Microsoft!"

L I E S T R O N G
L I V E W R O N G

yeah and as far as I know they can already hack our mobile phones...

 

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Like Excel removing my lead zeros. If I didn't want them I wouldn't enter them buttholes.

My experience is little bit dated, but don't suppose to designate the cell type :/

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Like Excel removing my lead zeros. If I didn't want them I wouldn't enter them buttholes.

 

The package I'm using insists that I can't write 3.2.1 I have to write '3.2.1, or it turns it into 3rd Feb 2001. Seriously.

 

And this is not an option you can turn off.

 

"Who could possibly hate that what they are seeing isn't what they type?" Chortles the red faced code-monkey.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

yeah and as far as I know they can already hack our mobile phones...

 

brokencellphone.jpg

 

 

 

 

Like Excel removing my lead zeros. If I didn't want them I wouldn't enter them buttholes.

My experience is little bit dated, but don't suppose to designate the cell type :/

I had to change it to text. I didn't have much experience with it. Google just said if its designated as a number cell it removes leading or trailing zeroes, when I looked into why it would automatically alter what you enter by design, there were no answers.

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

Devastatorsig.jpg

Yeah, changing the cell type to "text" usually fixes/ workarounds this stuff. It's still super annoying, though.

"only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."

Helps to enforce typing though.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

I just read Al Qaeda on the title and immediately knew this was a Wals thread.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Pulldowns of 40 items that aren't sorted alphabetically is my pet peeve.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

It is my considered opinion that we could reach an accomodation with Al Qaeda if they left off killing people who offended their worldview, and instead ruthlessly pursued DESIGNERS WHO PUT 'HELPFUL' FEATURES INTO INTERFACES, LIKE ZOOMING IN AND OUT OF A DATABASE BECAUSE THE USER HAS CHOSEN TO ENTER A CERTAIN TYPE OF DATA.

So... this thread happened.

How insensitive it would be, if I suggest that their poor countries closed society and very little access to internet and thus porn. Might have something todo with them exploding all the time?

In most of those countries the median age is about 25, so you basically have a lot of teenagers with nothing todo. Think of those annoying clips on Youtube where they chant allah akbar, wouldn't it better if they were looking at a computer screen at that time I mean AlLaH AkBaR  :dancing:

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How insensitive it would be, if I suggest that their poor countries closed society and very little access to internet and thus porn. Might have something todo with them exploding all the time?

 

In most of those countries the median age is about 25, so you basically have a lot of teenagers with nothing todo. Think of those annoying clips on Youtube where they chant allah akbar, wouldn't it better if they were looking at a computer screen at that time I mean AlLaH AkBaR  :dancing:

 

I believe you may have a crouton wedged in your keyboard.

 

WHAT?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Just wait until the Al Qaeda sysadmin upgrades their XP machines once support expires later this year.

 

"Wait, so I have to create a Microsoft Account and download the app to launch the chemical weapon missiles? Jihad on Microsoft!"

I always pictured Al Qaeda as running NetWare 286 2.x IPX/SPX protocol on machines running DOS.  Have I been living a lie?

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🇺🇸RFK Jr 2024🇺🇸

"Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

 

How insensitive it would be, if I suggest that their poor countries closed society and very little access to internet and thus porn. Might have something todo with them exploding all the time?

 

In most of those countries the median age is about 25, so you basically have a lot of teenagers with nothing todo. Think of those annoying clips on Youtube where they chant allah akbar, wouldn't it better if they were looking at a computer screen at that time I mean AlLaH AkBaR  :dancing:

 

I believe you may have a crouton wedged in your keyboard.

 

WHAT?

 

joke I tried to moderate with PC, playing on the lack of internet porn, as the cause of Al Qaedas variant of sexual frustrated teenagers exploding while praising god.

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