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The Funny Things Thread.

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Last thread here.

 

Fun stuff goes here:

 

 

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Fortune favors the bald.

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    The perks of being a moderator..

     

    but anyway, no idea - just thought it was a hilarious story :p

    Fortune favors the bald.

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    "Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean,

     but the true one stay, like an octopus on your face..."

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Not so much chuckle-worthy.. as quirky. And that the whole point of the advert comes up at the end..

     

    http://youtu.be/D-wxnID2q4A

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Okay, this worked for a few chuckles..

     

    http://youtu.be/zhAnillHeWw

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Bill Murray calls Kelly Lynch’s husband every time sex scene from ‘Road House’ airs

     

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    Alan Moore sure comes off as a bitter old douchebag.

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    After a year of being alone you finally decided "I've had enough, I won't be single any more.. I'll move out of the basement, I'll see the world.. meet my neighbours!"

     

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    Not so much chuckle-worthy.. as quirky. And that the whole point of the advert comes up at the end..

     

    http://youtu.be/D-wxnID2q4A

    I think it's a perfect analogy for living on credit beyond your means. Stand still for a second and you drown.

    Na na  na na  na na  ...

    greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER.

    That is all.

     

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    There's truth in this one...

     

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    Nazi Aliens!!!!

    There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.  

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    Forgot Finland

     

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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