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KaineParker's Hopefully Attractive Women Thread Episode IV: A New Grope

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That is the only one I was given permission to release. ;-)

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    That is the only one I was given permission to release. ;-)

    Wait, is that your wife?

     

    If so, well done Hurlie.

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    That is the only one I was given permission to release. ;-)

     

    *tips hat*

     

    Well played, sir. Well played.

    - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

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    Hurlie, your wife was modelling for a rusty agricultural equipment catalogue?

     

    She should be booth-babe-ing in my humble.

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    booth-babe-ing in my humble.

    Is that an English thing or a middle-age thing?

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    Hurlie, your wife was modelling for a rusty agricultural equipment catalogue?

     

    She should be booth-babe-ing in my humble.

     

    Thought they said booth-babeing was ineffective, hardly a good career choice.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

    I like the idea that posing like that is a habit that's hard to shake, like ex-military not putting their hands in their pockets. So Hurlie's wife stands that way next to the refrigerator, stove, and breakfast table on a regular morning.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Meanwhile, back in 1979...

     

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    Meanwhile, back in 1979...

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

    Lovin' his Ziggy-Stardust / dead squirrel hairstyle.

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    "Let's get you out of those clothes..."

     

    "Saucy!"

     

    "No, it's just that you look ludicrous."

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    Oh, come on! I come here to rest my lazy eyes on pretty ladies!

     

    Btw, Hurlshot wins this round.

    Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!

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    So let us return to the assortment of the internet..

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    So let us return to the assortment of the internet..

     

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    I could swear I've posted this before. Still very sexy.

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

    Really? If so my bad. Things tend to blur a bit by now with how things have trailed on....

     

    Let's see then,

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    As long as they are sexy, I don't care if everyone's posted pictures of them.

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    Topical - Helen Mirren models some boob plate in Excalibur.

     

    Anyhoo, I love her. Let's hear it for the older woman.

     

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    Post Helen Mirren in Caligula please.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    How about 'The Cook, The Thief..."

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    here's one for Woldan

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    good thing it's only a drawing  :teehee:

    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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    That's a nice digital painting; head is a bit small for those proportions though.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    That forward grip looks like it's at too shallow an angle.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Bump by Nord girls. :brows:

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