MaceyJ Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babaganoosh13 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Things lately have been reminding me of old Royal Canadian Air Farce sketches. You see, ever since the whole Doritos Locos Tacos thing, Taco Bell thinks they can do whatever they want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 4 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashMan Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serrano Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I bet people would go see that movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 1 The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agiel Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 9 Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 12 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted January 6, 2014 Author Share Posted January 6, 2014 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo 7 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 I don't know what a goku is but this is pretty cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7g9ykrhFVq8 4 Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Gotta love a good hockey goon fail 6 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted January 7, 2014 Author Share Posted January 7, 2014 Talked to a girl, she dropped some line about being alone, I asked if she was single.. She gave me this line I was actually a little impressed heh 2 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 Gotta love a good hockey goon fail Gotta like the guy who feels compelled to stand up and point it out.... "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 12 Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 I need a poster of that up in my classroom. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Milestones as the Temperature Drops (in Degrees Fahrenheit) 65 Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn on the heat 45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts 40 You can see your breath Californians shiver uncontrollably Minnesotans go swimming 35 Italian cars don't start 32 Water freezes 30 You plan your vacation to Australia 25 Ohio water freezes Californians weep pitiably Minnesotans eat ice cream Canadians go swimming 20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless New York City water freezes Miami residents plan vacation further South 15 French cars don't start Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you 10 You need jumper cables to get the car going 5 American cars don't start 0 Alaskans put on T-shirts -10 German cars don't start Eyes freeze shut when you blink -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects Miami residents cease to exist -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you Politicians actually do something about the homeless Minnesotans shovel snow off roof Japanese cars don't start -25 Too cold to think You need jumper cables to get the driver going -30 You plan a two week hot bath Swedish cars don't start -40 Californians disappear Minnesotans button top button Canadians put on sweaters Your car helps you plan your trip South -50 Congressional hot air freezes Alaskans close the bathroom window -80 Hell freezes over Polar bears move South Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndiraLightfoot Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 -90 Inuits put on T-shirts *** "The words of someone who feels ever more the ent among saplings when playing CRPGs" *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Heh. On "Gamer's habits" If you walk up to an annoying child in Tesco, punch it in the face, and start to teabag its unconscious body, then you sir are bound for prison. And in prison, you will be very, very unpopular. As such, normal human beings choose to avoid this course of action. However, in Call of Duty, it’s fair game. After all, this child that you probably don’t know just stopped your killstreak, and that really matters in the overall scheme of things, right? Teabag away! "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted January 8, 2014 Author Share Posted January 8, 2014 Oh god had to share this gold, from a acquaintance of mine. She was working as a wardrobe girl at a cabaret event, when this 50something transvestite comes in, he's friendly they smalltalk and he hands her his glimmer jacket and a string. Now she pretty confused by the string of course and simply stand there starring at it for a while, until - by pure reflex - she tugs it.. This lifts his skirt and reveals that the string is in fact tied around his clean shaven *private area*. They share a tender moment of complete disillusion and confusion. He politely coughs with all the suburban indignation he can muster, straightness his dress, mumbles a few intelligible words, takes back the string and walks away in the most dignified way he could. 2 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 (edited) Oh god had to share this gold, from a acquaintance of mine. She was working as a wardrobe girl at a cabaret event, when this 50something transvestite comes in, he's friendly they smalltalk and he hands her his glimmer jacket and a string. Now she pretty confused by the string of course and simply stand there starring at it for a while, until - by pure reflex - she tugs it.. This lifts his skirt and reveals that the string is in fact tied around his clean shaven *private area*. They share a tender moment of complete disillusion and confusion. He politely coughs with all the suburban indignation he can muster, straightness his dress, mumbles a few intelligible words, takes back the string and walks away in the most dignified way he could. A sort of herbal teabag? Edited January 8, 2014 by Walsingham "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted January 8, 2014 Author Share Posted January 8, 2014 I wouldn't even dare to guess lol Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Is that funny somehow? It just seems lecherous. "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Is that funny somehow? It just seems lecherous. Lecherocious. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 I feel like Im missing the story. There was a string attached from his junk to his jacket, all to expose himself to some unsuspecting coat girl, while acting like it was an accident. What? 2 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted January 8, 2014 Author Share Posted January 8, 2014 I fear we will never know.. and on that note, the thread ends as well. Adjou. And continue here. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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