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With the access to most of the knowledge in the world, we decide to spend our time arguing over a poll on the Internet.

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Okay I completed the questions as accurately as I could but for  some I had to  give the best answer as none of the answers were appropriate  

 

 

Lawful Good Human Wizard/Sorcerer (3rd/3rd Level)

 

Ability Scores:

Strength- 12

Dexterity- 11

Constitution- 11

Intelligence- 14

Wisdom- 11

Charisma- 14

 

 

 

Chaotic Neutral Human Barbarian/Rogue (2nd/1st Level)

Ability Scores:

Strength- 9

Dexterity- 12

Constitution- 11

Intelligence- 14

Wisdom- 13

Charisma- 14

 

What the fudge? That is the worst character ever!

 

 

Nope our scores are almost indentical :)

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Chaotic Neutral Human Barbarian/Rogue (2nd/1st Level)

 

Ability Scores:

Strength- 9

Dexterity- 12

Constitution- 11

Intelligence- 14

Wisdom- 13

Charisma- 14

 

What the fudge? That is the worst character ever!

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With the access to most of the knowledge in the world, we decide to spend our time arguing over a poll on the Internet.

The internet was made for LOLcats/animals, silly debates, and shopping. Besides, what else am I going to do at 2:30am. ;)
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Holy Cow Woldan, that test is longer then the SAT.

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I'm a Lawful Neutral Human Ranger (3rd Level).

 

Ability Scores:

Strength- 11

Dexterity- 12

Constitution- 11

Intelligence- 12

Wisdom- 11

Charisma- 11

 

What gives with these crapass stats!?

You answered too truthfully.

 

Holy Cow Woldan, that test is longer then the SAT.

It took you four hours to do that?

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I just picked the first option for everything.

The results of the test were:

 

An unexpected romance scene with Zevran.

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Holy Cow Woldan, that test is longer then the SAT.

Yeah, the length of the test is definitely a major problem for people who have the attention span of a fruit fly!  :p

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My attention span is about equal to a cat. Which is at least better than a fruit fly. I think. I mean, cats can at least sit still and stare at the same object/face for long minutes, even if they don't notice/care that their tail is floating in the water bowl behind them. The latter being more of an indication of individual intelligence rather than attention span.

 

So Mr. Grey must have a 1.5 INT. I give Mr. Black about a 3 INT...but he has 20 CHA to make up for it. I wonder what a dwarf hamster would be?

 

What was I talking about, again?

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Well you are a cat and the reason why they sit still is they are wondering how to murder said object they are looking at.. Cats are viscous, evil, egoistical and sadist creatures.. Which is why I absolutely love them.

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Well you are a cat and the reason why they sit still is they are wondering how to murder said object they are looking at.. Cats are viscous, evil, egoistical and sadist creatures.. Which is why I absolutely love them.

 

Liked, then unliked this. Cats are evil, disease ridden arse obsessives, covered in spikes.

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Apparently Neutral Good Cleric.

 

For giggles I tried to get Paladin, but couldn't..

 

 

Silly test either way, as some of the questiosn are very...unsatisfactory.

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B.t.w. - It's scientificly proven that running speed does not depends on how fast you move your legs, but how hard your feet hit the ground (and friction).

Strong leg musles are a must for a runner.

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Well, the physics lesson kind of died when one party only acknowledges running in a straight line as the way of measuring quickness.

 

I wish at least Newton's first, second and third law of physics was common knowledge. If they were, we wouldn't be having this discussion.

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I'm afraid that newtonian physics are banned by the mages guild in D&D becuase it undermines their monopoly on the school of alteration.

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