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The funny things thread

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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    It still remembered me from last time (which was over a year ago I think).. pretty cool.

     

    also:

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.  

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    From the Steel Beasts forums:

     

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    Been spending my time with it in between sessions of the Wargame: AirLand Battle and Company of Heroes 2 beta. Hope to post a game diary of my efforts in the M1A1, the Leopard 2A4, and the Leopard 2A6 soon.

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

    And the simple truths..

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Couldn't read it - so I found I better resolution for you.

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    and little Bornholm looking angry in the bottom left haha.. It's spot on.

     

    But I'm a bigger fan of Scandinavia and the World

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    In reference to this bad boy

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    Everyone stay calm. If we don't show fear, the Scandinavians will soon lapse back into bacon-scented somnolescence.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    It's much too late for that..

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    The Baby Burka Cat.

     

    ah.. Cats.. stuck in things.

    Fortune favors the bald.

    Has this already been posted?

     

     

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    To wander on the general amusement..

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Is that a diaper on that poor cat's head? :lol:

     

    ...and according to that "what British say/mean" poster, I must be rather British.

    Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

    Is that a diaper on that poor cat's head? :lol:

     

    ...and according to that "what British say/mean" poster, I must be rather British.

     

    I don't think you are, ma'am. The original poster was entitled "What do passive aggressive ****ing cowards mean" :skeptical:

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    Has this already been posted?

     

     

    What's funny is that they're going to make a sixth.

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

     

    Is that a diaper on that poor cat's head? :lol:

     

    ...and according to that "what British say/mean" poster, I must be rather British.

     

    I don't think you are, ma'am. The original poster was entitled "What do passive aggressive ****ing cowards mean" :skeptical:

     

    Haha...actually my first thought was it seemed kinda similar to those common jokes re: "what women say/really mean." I guess such lists are rather universal in a way, regardless of the title. :lol:

    Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

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    Has this already been posted?

     

     

    What's funny is that they're going to make a sixth.

     

     

    Actually, the sixth is out now, and they've already shot most of seven..  :shifty:

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    The remix of that English waste of skin is better, I think Nightshape had it in his forum signature

     

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    The remix of that English waste of skin is better, I think Nightshape had it in his forum signature

     

     

    That song got stuck in my head for the longest time.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    И погибе Српски кнез Лазаре,
    И његова сва изгибе војска, 
    Седамдесет и седам иљада;
    Све је свето и честито било
    И миломе Богу приступачно.

     

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    I wonder how the reporters get so good at finding the greatest of idiots in any group of people.

    И погибе Српски кнез Лазаре,
    И његова сва изгибе војска, 
    Седамдесет и седам иљада;
    Све је свето и честито било
    И миломе Богу приступачно.

     

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