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The funny things thread

Rosbjerg
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Well...I guess it's...grimdark. :blink:

 

Someone, somewhere spent his commendable talents and a lot of time making a rape scene.

 

Must be that guy from Austria that kept his daughter in a basement.

И погибе Српски кнез Лазаре,
И његова сва изгибе војска, 
Седамдесет и седам иљада;
Све је свето и честито било
И миломе Богу приступачно.

 

Surgeon Simulator is great for laughs.

 

Well...I guess it's...grimdark. :blink:

 

 

Someone, somewhere spent his commendable talents and a lot of time making a rape scene.

 

Must be that guy from Austria that kept his daughter in a basement.

Or like half of deviantArt.....

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

I don't know about Surgeon Simulator, but back when I was in Jr. High, my record for a lethal surgical error with a scalpal in Life & Death was 1.3 seconds if I remember correctly.

You see, ever since the whole Doritos Locos Tacos thing, Taco Bell thinks they can do whatever they want.

 

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    Well...I guess it's...grimdark. :blink:

     

    Someone, somewhere spent his commendable talents and a lot of time making a rape scene.

     

    Must be that guy from Austria that kept his daughter in a basement.

    Or like half of deviantArt.....

     

     

    Purge the deviant

    И погибе Српски кнез Лазаре,
    И његова сва изгибе војска, 
    Седамдесет и седам иљада;
    Све је свето и честито било
    И миломе Богу приступачно.

     

    I don't know about Surgeon Simulator, but back when I was in Jr. High, my record for a lethal surgical error with a scalpal in Life & Death was 1.3 seconds if I remember correctly.

     

    Life and Death was good fun.  Though I always struggled with doing the cut precisely enough to make the Surgeon General guy not berate me for making a crappy incision.

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    No idea why this makes me laugh.

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

    Oh you physicists...

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Anyone here afraid of spiders? No? Good!
     

     

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    Steampunk AT-AT  :)

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    Some of you may have seen my semi-game diary of a mission I flew in DCS: A-10C. For a game as crazy as that, take comfort that you could probably do a lot better than this fellow:

     

     

     

     

     

    Quote
    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    "I keep tellin' ya: Ya gotta go for the ear!"

    You see, ever since the whole Doritos Locos Tacos thing, Taco Bell thinks they can do whatever they want.

    Russian man stole a police car and crashing it.

    http://youtu.be/t1XMI8cU_J0

    Humour not found.

    I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. 

    Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.

    Down and out on the Solomani Rim
    Now the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM!

     

    He just got hit with a 10 game ban for that.

    It's crazy that it's his second biting offense. I think it's safe to say that it's his go-to move now.

     

    At least kick him in the balls or something. Something that's at least more of a human thing to do.

    You see, ever since the whole Doritos Locos Tacos thing, Taco Bell thinks they can do whatever they want.

    FYI nobody would ever choose to be kicked in the balls over being bitten on the arm.

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