We need more Swashbucklers in this thread.

 

 

 

I'm totally against moustaches. They are overpowered, impossible to balance against moles and characters with moustaches need double the amount of food.

I'd like to bring up New Vegas' prolific list of hair and facial hair options, all majestic and complete with ridiculous names.

 

"Hello... My name is Inigo Montoya... You killed my father... Prepare to die."

 

Edit: Goddamnit, saw the other Inigo Post too late...

Edited November 9, 201213 yr by SophosTheWise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxhqVrbixZc

Edited November 9, 201213 yr by Azure79

Increases in power and awsumness should by made visible by your beard growing longer.

I am in support of this. Also, we need dynamic commentary about the size of your beard.

Edited November 9, 201213 yr by HangedMan

I'm still waiting for Moustache Protocol...

I don't like mustaches because it objectifies males. If you must have them, please don't throw them on cooldowns!! I want it to really mean something when I grow a mustache in game and cooldowns simple break my immersion.

Some improvements were required.

I present you:

+1000000000 Likes to the Inigo pics! He is the epitome of mustachio awesome! I do think people need to distinguish more between beards and mustaches more: a beard is as different to mustaches as it is to theclean shaven. A mustache implies manliness and sophistication, a man who knows how to groom himself. A beard is only considered cool by teenagers, who lack the subtlety and grace to comprehend the superiority of the 'tache.

Some improvements were required.

I present you:

 

I didn't particularly care for Forton originally but your work has made him into the most awesome one of the lot! Seriously, the hat monocle and mo suit him..

 

Im not sure I could handle the awesomeness of a mustache. I would feel like I was metagaming and using console commands to win the game.

+1000000000 Likes to the Inigo pics! He is the epitome of mustachio awesome! I do think people need to distinguish more between beards and mustaches more: a beard is as different to mustaches as it is to theclean shaven. A mustache implies manliness and sophistication, a man who knows how to groom himself. A beard is only considered cool by teenagers, who lack the subtlety and grace to comprehend the superiority of the 'tache.

Some improvements were required.

I present you:

 

I didn't particularly care for Forton originally but your work has made him into the most awesome one of the lot! Seriously, the hat monocle and mo suit him..

 

Indeed I'm not one for martial arts fighters, but this dapper gentleman is most awesome!

I must have a mustache so I may exercise my little grey cells.