Llyranor Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 http://www.miamihera...-macarthur.html One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said. The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building. According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 See you guys, I'm heading for some deserted island. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Ah, it's Florida, that figures. Now it's Cubans, rednecks, old folk and cannibals. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 (edited) LOL llyranor edit: i miss your voice and your touch Edited May 27, 2012 by Krookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Welcome to the forum, new person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off. " Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 If you don't hear from me in a week you'll know the worst has happened and if you happen to meet a balding 20 something Cuban zombie, please put me out of my misery. PS. we don't look like Mexicans. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Could be PCP. It's been known to make folks eat each other. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 If you don't hear from me in a week you'll know the worst has happened and if you happen to meet a balding 20 something Cuban zombie, please put me out of my misery. PS. we don't look like Mexicans. So... east side/west side won't just be LA gangsta's vs NYC gangs, but also Cubans vs Mexicans? Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 (edited) If you don't hear from me in a week you'll know the worst has happened and if you happen to meet a balding 20 something Cuban zombie, please put me out of my misery. PS. we don't look like Mexicans. So... east side/west side won't just be LA gangsta's vs NYC gangs, but also Cubans vs Mexicans? Well demographically, Cubans aren't all that common outside of South Florida. People speaking Spanish in NYC are more likely to be of Puerto Rican origin than anything else. (Although, New York being New York, you can find pretty much every ethnicity/nationality you can imagine there. Including zombies.) Edited May 28, 2012 by Enoch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 Don't be so proud that you got into the papers before me man. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 UPDATE: Woman being treated for rabies dies in London hospital. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/05/28/woman-treated-for-rabies-dies_n_1550847.html "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Apparently this guy took a hit of a new form of LSD and freaked out in a way that does not do justice to the term freaked out. Too bad. I've been preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse (actually for the Obamocalypse) for some time and I'm ready. If any of you end up zombified and wander too close to my fortified rual compund off the Hatchee river I promise to be merciful... head shots only. "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 actually for the Obamocalypse Free healthcare won't implode your economy, it's the general mishandling of debt.. But you guys are, in the grand scheme of things, too big to fail - so you don't have to worry. Zombies however... Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Ha, health care is not free under Obama care. It is even more expensive than ever and now everyone is required to buy it. And if you cant afford it you can buy a crappy government plan that the government will then charge everyone else (those with private policies) more (in the form of tax... no fee... no tax) to pay for your cost shortfall. The folks who bought into Obama hoping for that grand ideal of free healthcare bought a big pig in a poke. However, we digress from the story of flesh eating zombies in Miami. Hey, it's the NEW South Beach Diet! "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 (edited) How does healthcare reform lead to zombies walking the streets. Because I for one don't recall that happening in the UK. I'm pretty sure grandad woudl have todl me. Although maybe the Nazis just put it into the shade. "Whazzat? Zombees? Warn't no zombees. Wait. There was a few hundred thousand zombees in '31, but Mr Churchill just sent the miners in. Smart dog, that Churchill." Edited May 31, 2012 by Walsingham 1 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 They shot half a dozen times to take down a naked man. Must really have been a zombie. (of course, if the zombie had been black, they probably would have shot forty-one times) The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 The zombie was black. What a stupid statement. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Nah, that's more the style of NYPD cops. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 The zombie was black. What a stupid statement. That just means they were negligent - they forgot to handcuff him before they shot him. You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 (edited) There has been another one: http://baltimore.cbs...-found-in-home/ This is it! I've got loaded guns at every window. Anti-personell countermeasures in the woods around the house. I'm ready! Edited May 31, 2012 by Guard Dog "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Yep, we're in the end times. Up here we just have some psycho cutting someone up into chunks Interpol hunt 'killer' porn actor Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Yep, we're in the end times. Up here we just have some psycho cutting someone up into chunks Interpol hunt 'killer' porn actor Oh please, there's been psychos since the beginning of time. This ain't nothing new. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Yep, we're in the end times. Up here we just have some psycho cutting someone up into chunks Interpol hunt 'killer' porn actor Oh please, there's been psychos since the beginning of time. This ain't nothing new. Yeah but now they're eating us! "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Good, it should add more excitement to the ongoings at their prestigious golf courses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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