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Guest The Architect
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Pretty much just because they consider Shepard awesome. He's been a bit of a silly ego-stroke protagonist from the get go. It doesn't matter that he wasn't working alone, it was all him.

 

I hope Mass Effect 3 will let me finally start gunning down Cerberus Operatives while yelling "FOR KOHAKU!"

 

It's KAHOKU you blasphemer!

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That proto-terminator really bugged me. In ME1 Sovereign is all "We're the pinnacle of evolution. We're beyond your comprehension." Then it turns out, "Oh about that we're a greater realm of existence stuff. Turns out it's just part of the reproductive system. Oh don't worry. I don't expect you to understand reproduction." That whole sequence was a big demystification of the Reapers and, frankly, sometimes mysteries are better than answers.

Everything was beautiful. Nothing hurt.

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At least it was more fun than evil Kermit from ME1. You could just blow it with the Cain, and go home.

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

Guest The Architect
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It's not the same kind of reproduction, though. If it were, there would be Reaper porn online by now. You don't see women killing people, turning them into a milkshake and drinking it so they can pop a kid out. But it isn't beyond humanities comprehension. Sovereign just thought we were stupid. He's got a point, though.

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It's not the same kind of reproduction, though. If it were, there would be Reaper porn online by now. You don't see women killing people, turning them into a milkshake and drinking it so they can pop a kid out. But it isn't beyond humanities comprehension. Sovereign just thought we were stupid. He's got a point, though.

Two words: Black Widow

"Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan

Guest The Architect
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Poisonous spiders are the key to killing the Reapers?

 

I knew it!

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It's not the same kind of reproduction, though. If it were, there would be Reaper porn online by now. You don't see women killing people, turning them into a milkshake and drinking it so they can pop a kid out. But it isn't beyond humanities comprehension. Sovereign just thought we were stupid. He's got a point, though.

Two words: Black Widow

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Worth it.

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

Guest The Architect
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I don't see how giving the Reapers an erection is going to stop them from killing us all.

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They won't kill us all. At worst they'll be at the cusp of victory, then proceed to transfer themselves into toasters or various other household appliances for absolutely no reason at all. At which point they can be killed with handguns.

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"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Guest The Architect
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Depends. I've tried killing toasters before with handguns. They're tough mother****ers.

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As long as they don't make some sort of Anti-Shepard.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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As long as they don't make some sort of Anti-Shepard.

A battleship armed with an anti-infantry gun. It's crazy enough to work.

 

The Reaper Anti-Shepard would be the one dreadnought among them that isn't a moron.

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"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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Shepard getting assimilated better be one possible ending.

 

In fact, I regret wiping out the Council as a Renegade. What can be more satisfying than showing up at the Citadel with a Reaper horde and shove it in the face of that Turian councilor?

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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Shepard getting assimilated better be one possible ending.

 

In fact, I regret wiping out the Council as a Renegade. What can be more satisfying than showing up at the Citadel with a Reaper horde and shove it in the face of that Turian councilor?

 

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In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum.

 

R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS

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It's the Geth attacking! Obviously they've built more of their gigantic warships. Good thing nobody let their guard down and dismissed them as a credible threat.

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"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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Gotta love Plot Required Stupidity.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Is it possible/viable to play the Kasumi DLC after having already finished the main quest + Shadow Broker? I'm interested in this DLC but don't feel like playing the entire game again.

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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Is it possible/viable to play the Kasumi DLC after having already finished the main quest + Shadow Broker? I'm interested in this DLC but don't feel like playing the entire game again.

Eh, you don't need to play the whole game again to enjoy the DLC. I'd say drop Kasumi, it was too short, but Shadowbroker was great.

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Is it possible/viable to play the Kasumi DLC after having already finished the main quest + Shadow Broker? I'm interested in this DLC but don't feel like playing the entire game again.

 

Sure, why not? Just beware that it is very short. I only bought the Kasumi DLC when they had a sale for it late last year.

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Is it possible/viable to play the Kasumi DLC after having already finished the main quest + Shadow Broker? I'm interested in this DLC but don't feel like playing the entire game again.

 

Yes, but the main "give" is a new teammate and a new SMG, neither of which will net you much joy post-completion. The mission itself is fine, albeit very short (pretty much standard loyalty mission length, imo, so ymmv), and the major part of its innovations were rolled into later DLC (really just a charitable way for saying flashbang using enemies).

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You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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It also has the single most overpowered gun in the game. You also get a new outfit for either your female or male Sheperd (to use on the Normandy). :(

And Kasumi is quite powerful too with her teleporting backstabbing. :D

1.13 killed off Ja2.

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It also has the single most overpowered gun in the game. You also get a new outfit for either your female or male Sheperd (to use on the Normandy). :(

And Kasumi is quite powerful too with her teleporting backstabbing. :D

That sounds like the teleporting rogue in the DA2 demo.

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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