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I think it's pretty obvious that it will be about Anderson, Saren etc. Boring and predictable. The idea of the prequel is the dumbest idea of the century. The question of "what happened after?" is a lot more interesting than "what came before?"

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I think it's pretty obvious that it will be about Anderson, Saren etc. Boring and predictable. The idea of the prequel is the dumbest idea of the century.

 

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Well, you cant expect me to read through 6 pages of crap before making a post. So it's a multiplayer shooter? I hope its good.

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Well, you cant expect me to read through 6 pages of crap before making a post. So it's a multiplayer shooter? I hope its good.

No, but I can expect you to not pull stuff out of your ass, take a whiff at it and decide that it does, in fact, stink. (Which should be obvious, considering where you pulled it from.)

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Well, nevertheless and off-topic... prequels suck. The only thing worse is a midquel, like The Force Unleashed for example (something that takes place simultaneously as the original). In the prequel, the ending is locked, but in the midquel, the entire story is locked form beginning to end.

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That seems pretty plausible. It'll help flesh out the Mass Effect universe if you get to find out what REALLY happened with Anderson. Etc .

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yeah prequels all suck ass, the godfather 2 especially. what a piece of garbage. it would have been 10000x better if they had cut out all the scenes with robert deniro.

 

 

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That seems pretty plausible. It'll help flesh out the Mass Effect universe if you get to find out what REALLY happened with Anderson. Etc .

 

It's already in the book(s), no point in retreading it.

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Or this game could be Dragon Effect with an intergalactic Hawke whose adventures are in no way related to the main story but they still take time to make this game instead of focusing on ME3 :*

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yeah prequels all suck ass, the godfather 2 especially. what a piece of garbage. it would have been 10000x better if they had cut out all the scenes with robert deniro.

 

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The Godfather 2 is not a prequel, dude. It has long flashback segments but the main part of the film is all about Michael And Fredo. I cant think of any actual prequel that was any good.

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I liked Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

 

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It's already in the book(s), no point in retreading it.

 

 

But this time YOU, the player, get to experience it. It'll be a game based on a book based on a game. Genre maker, right there.

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I liked Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

 

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I love it. But until 10 min ago I didnt know it was set prior to the first film, so it doesnt count. In fact, no film released before the term "prequel" was invented in the late ninties counts in my opinion

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Anyone who likes Temple of Doom is a terrible person. And probably a communist.

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Anyone who likes Temple of Doom is a terrible person. And probably a communist.

 

I like it too. As entertainment.

 

But what really always gets me is when people talk about Indy 4 like its the worst movie of all time but completly forget temple of doom. 2&4 have both equal theyre bad and good parts.

 

Also Marion & Indy Jr. > Annoying Lady & Annoying kid

 

 

 

 

... And thats completly off-topic.

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The idea of the prequel is the dumbest idea of the century. The question of "what happened after?" is a lot more interesting than "what came before?"

 

I have to disagree with this. History is interesting because it allow us to know more about the present. What events lead to this point. Often it's more interesting then "what happend after".

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I've not played ME, but the guys who have ID'd the weapon as being from the ME universe. So, unless they're recycling art assets for a new IP (extremely unlikely) then I suspect it's ME-themed.

 

Actually, despite my animus towards McBio, I think (seriously) they'd make a pretty good MP / MMO type game out of Mass Effect even if it did turn into a wierd emo space-opera-dating-site type affair.

 

Here's the gun in question: http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Incisor

 

There's similarities, but it's a pretty generic sniper rifle, so it could just be incidental... The honeycomb pattern on the armor is about as distinctive, so we have two possible visual cues relating to ME(2). I'm not really convinced, could go either way (ME spin-off, new IP).

I thought it looked more like the generic ones from the first game.

 

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I don't know a gun from a cannon, but it just looks like your any old scoped rifle, doesn't it?

 

I'm much more intrigued/amused by the mix of gritty grit and, well, Tunnel Snakes hair. :p

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According to the description the Incisor is a relatively recent weapon, so I have a hard time believing it'll be a prequel.

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According to the description the Incisor is a relatively recent weapon, so I have a hard time believing it'll be a prequel.

MFW when people assume that ME devs care about continuity

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

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According to the description the Incisor is a relatively recent weapon, so I have a hard time believing it'll be a prequel.

MFW when people assume that ME devs care about continuity

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>Implying this is 4chan.

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Anyone who likes Temple of Doom is a terrible person. And probably a communist.

 

I like it too. As entertainment.

 

But what really always gets me is when people talk about Indy 4 like its the worst movie of all time but completly forget temple of doom. 2&4 have both equal theyre bad and good parts.

 

Also Marion & Indy Jr. > Annoying Lady & Annoying kid

 

 

 

 

... And thats completly off-topic.

 

How can you not like DATA? Not the Star Trek one.

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