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"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Yet another gem.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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So it's a realistic videogame, taking place at a clinic on a saturday morning.

I don't get joke.

But for all of us, there will come a point where it does matter, and it's gonna be like having a miniature suit-head shoving sticks up your butt all the time. - Tigranes

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That's what she said. Now she has learned to enjoy it.

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Wait, so this game is about killing the unborn?

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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Wait, so this game is about killing the unborn?

No the game recounts the harshness of surviving in a vagina in a manner much as this:

"Captain's Log"

We lost 10 men and our fort yesterday to the attack of the one eyed worm, it's imperative that we rebuild our fortress before the red tide comes.

 

Seriously, this game is a horrible idea.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Wait, so this game is about killing the unborn?

No the game recounts the harshness of surviving in a vagina in a manner much as this:

"Captain's Log"

We lost 10 men and our fort yesterday to the attack of the one eyed worm, it's imperative that we rebuild our fortress before the red tide comes.

 

Seriously, this game is a horrible idea.

 

 

Does it really say that?

 

 

Not good. Not good at all.

Notice how I can belittle your beliefs without calling you names. It's a useful skill to have particularly where you aren't allowed to call people names. It's a mistake to get too drawn in/worked up. I mean it's not life or death, it's just two guys posting their thoughts on a message board. If it were personal or face to face all the usual restraints would be in place, and we would never have reached this place in the first place. Try to remember that.
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Wait, so this game is about killing the unborn?

No the game recounts the harshness of surviving in a vagina in a manner much as this:

"Captain's Log"

We lost 10 men and our fort yesterday to the attack of the one eyed worm, it's imperative that we rebuild our fortress before the red tide comes.

 

Seriously, this game is a horrible idea.

 

 

Does it really say that?

 

 

Not good. Not good at all.

If they actually said that, only then it would be game worth playing. For the humor. Maybe. :lol:

 

I doubt it though.

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Where can I preorder the 80 dollar collector's edition?

 

and does it come with a vagina

Is plastic, so you need to buy the lube. That's how they get ya :p

Edited by Orogun01
I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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So... whats the objective anyway? Blast all the sperm and diseases some filthy trollop keeps getting from unprotected sex? :lol:

 

Is there a button you can press to have your little micro-vagina-commando shout 'HEY! Lady! You could make my job a LOT easier by wearing some protection!' :p

I thought you were a personified condom..

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Wait, so this game is about killing the unborn?

Oh god don't do that. Some Christian watchdog organization will take it and run with it.

And that will be awesome.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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