Humodour Posted May 14, 2010 Posted May 14, 2010 I'm so glad I'm not high right now or I would lose my **** and freak out over this: http://www.kotaku.com.au/2010/05/privates-...et-in-a-vagina/ I can't describe it. The link does. Just click it.
Meshugger Posted May 14, 2010 Posted May 14, 2010 YES "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
Mamoulian War Posted May 14, 2010 Posted May 14, 2010 NO Sent from my Stone Tablet, using Chisel-a-Talk 2000BC. My youtube channel: MamoulianFH Latest Let's Play Tales of Arise (completed) Latest Bossfight Compilation Dark Souls Remastered - New Game (completed) Let's Play/AAR Europa Universalis 1: Austria Grand Campaign (completed) Let's Play/AAR Europa Universalis 2: Xhosa Grand Campaign (completed) My PS Platinums and 100% - 29 games so far (my PSN profile) 1) God of War III - PS3 - 24+ hours 2) Final Fantasy XIII - PS3 - 130+ hours 3) White Knight Chronicles International Edition - PS3 - 525+ hours 4) Hyperdimension Neptunia - PS3 - 80+ hours 5) Final Fantasy XIII-2 - PS3 - 200+ hours 6) Tales of Xillia - PS3 - 135+ hours 7) Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2 - PS3 - 152+ hours 8.) Grand Turismo 6 - PS3 - 81+ hours (including Senna Master DLC) 9) Demon's Souls - PS3 - 197+ hours 10) Tales of Graces f - PS3 - 337+ hours 11) Star Ocean: The Last Hope International - PS3 - 750+ hours 12) Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII - PS3 - 127+ hours 13) Soulcalibur V - PS3 - 73+ hours 14) Gran Turismo 5 - PS3 - 600+ hours 15) Tales of Xillia 2 - PS3 - 302+ hours 16) Mortal Kombat XL - PS4 - 95+ hours 17) Project CARS Game of the Year Edition - PS4 - 120+ hours 18) Dark Souls - PS3 - 197+ hours 19) Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory - PS3 - 238+ hours 20) Final Fantasy Type-0 - PS4 - 58+ hours 21) Journey - PS4 - 9+ hours 22) Dark Souls II - PS3 - 210+ hours 23) Fairy Fencer F - PS3 - 215+ hours 24) Megadimension Neptunia VII - PS4 - 160 hours 25) Super Neptunia RPG - PS4 - 44+ hours 26) Journey - PS3 - 22+ hours 27) Final Fantasy XV - PS4 - 263+ hours (including all DLCs) 28) Tales of Arise - PS4 - 111+ hours 29) Dark Souls: Remastered - PS4 - 121+ hours
Malcador Posted May 14, 2010 Posted May 14, 2010 Yet another gem. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Mikhailian Posted May 14, 2010 Posted May 14, 2010 So it's a realistic videogame, taking place at a clinic on a saturday morning. I don't get joke. But for all of us, there will come a point where it does matter, and it's gonna be like having a miniature suit-head shoving sticks up your butt all the time. - Tigranes
GreasyDogMeat Posted May 14, 2010 Posted May 14, 2010 Yet another gem. Proof that you can, in fact, polish crap.
213374U Posted May 14, 2010 Posted May 14, 2010 (edited) bah Edited May 14, 2010 by 213374U - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.
Meshugger Posted May 14, 2010 Posted May 14, 2010 NO That's what she said. Now she has learned to enjoy it. "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
TwinkieGorilla Posted May 14, 2010 Posted May 14, 2010 hmmmm. this is not what i was hoping for after clicking on this title. hopw roewur ne?
Orogun01 Posted May 14, 2010 Posted May 14, 2010 Lets, get ready.....to boldly go.....where no man has gone before. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
Oner Posted May 14, 2010 Posted May 14, 2010 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
GreasyDogMeat Posted May 15, 2010 Posted May 15, 2010 So... whats the objective anyway? Blast all the sperm and diseases some filthy trollop keeps getting from unprotected sex? Is there a button you can press to have your little micro-vagina-commando shout 'HEY! Lady! You could make my job a LOT easier by wearing some protection!'
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted May 15, 2010 Posted May 15, 2010 Wait, so this game is about killing the unborn? "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Orogun01 Posted May 15, 2010 Posted May 15, 2010 Wait, so this game is about killing the unborn? No the game recounts the harshness of surviving in a vagina in a manner much as this: "Captain's Log" We lost 10 men and our fort yesterday to the attack of the one eyed worm, it's imperative that we rebuild our fortress before the red tide comes. Seriously, this game is a horrible idea. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
Nightshape Posted May 15, 2010 Posted May 15, 2010 About time... Been waiting for this since I was 13. I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM!
Slowtrain Posted May 15, 2010 Posted May 15, 2010 Wait, so this game is about killing the unborn? No the game recounts the harshness of surviving in a vagina in a manner much as this: "Captain's Log" We lost 10 men and our fort yesterday to the attack of the one eyed worm, it's imperative that we rebuild our fortress before the red tide comes. Seriously, this game is a horrible idea. Does it really say that? Not good. Not good at all. Notice how I can belittle your beliefs without calling you names. It's a useful skill to have particularly where you aren't allowed to call people names. It's a mistake to get too drawn in/worked up. I mean it's not life or death, it's just two guys posting their thoughts on a message board. If it were personal or face to face all the usual restraints would be in place, and we would never have reached this place in the first place. Try to remember that.
Nemo0071 Posted May 15, 2010 Posted May 15, 2010 Wait, so this game is about killing the unborn? No the game recounts the harshness of surviving in a vagina in a manner much as this: "Captain's Log" We lost 10 men and our fort yesterday to the attack of the one eyed worm, it's imperative that we rebuild our fortress before the red tide comes. Seriously, this game is a horrible idea. Does it really say that? Not good. Not good at all. If they actually said that, only then it would be game worth playing. For the humor. Maybe. I doubt it though. "Save often!" -The Inquisitor "Floss regularly!" -also The Inquisitor
Nihilus5078 Posted May 15, 2010 Posted May 15, 2010 (edited) I personally loled so hard I pissed a river down to Antarctica. That article was funny as hell. Edited May 15, 2010 by Nihilus5078
Aram Posted May 16, 2010 Posted May 16, 2010 (edited) Where can I preorder the 80 dollar collector's edition? and does it come with a vagina Edited May 16, 2010 by Aram
Orogun01 Posted May 16, 2010 Posted May 16, 2010 (edited) Where can I preorder the 80 dollar collector's edition? and does it come with a vagina Is plastic, so you need to buy the lube. That's how they get ya Edited May 16, 2010 by Orogun01 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
Calax Posted May 16, 2010 Posted May 16, 2010 So... whats the objective anyway? Blast all the sperm and diseases some filthy trollop keeps getting from unprotected sex? Is there a button you can press to have your little micro-vagina-commando shout 'HEY! Lady! You could make my job a LOT easier by wearing some protection!' I thought you were a personified condom.. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
GreasyDogMeat Posted May 16, 2010 Posted May 16, 2010 I thought you were a personified condom.. Who knew condoms had to work so hard...
Aram Posted May 16, 2010 Posted May 16, 2010 Wait, so this game is about killing the unborn? Oh god don't do that. Some Christian watchdog organization will take it and run with it.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted May 16, 2010 Posted May 16, 2010 Wait, so this game is about killing the unborn? Oh god don't do that. Some Christian watchdog organization will take it and run with it. And that will be awesome. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Humodour Posted May 17, 2010 Author Posted May 17, 2010 Wait, so this game is about killing the unborn? Oh god don't do that. Some Christian watchdog organization will take it and run with it. And that will be awesome. Very awesome.
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