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The Community Blog (An Invitation)

Mass Effect 2

Gorth
in Computer and Console

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You're aiding-and-abetting software piracy, Pop. Hand your head in shame.

 

 

Operation: Monkey-Launch is a go!

Indeed. On a silver platter no less... Thread pruned a bit. Now, if the freeloaders and parasites of the net could kindly wait and at least pretend they are decent people. Like waiting until the official release date?

 

Wow, yeah, because whether or not somebody downloads works without paying for them is an accurate indicator of their decency as a human being. 8)

 

Fair enough that such discussion isn't allowed on here, but perhaps tone down the vilification.

Shut your mouth, pirate-lover!

 

You knew this was a Ninja only joint when you signed up. Besides we have b00bies:

 

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Nijas are for little girls, brother jags. Pirates have properly loose women with even better boobies

 

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

I am aware of the sexy promiscuity of these pirate tramps, Brother Kaft. But keep in mind that they are also jail-bait for our Attorney General Eric Holder and his Zombie Crack Squad of Mutant Bureaucrats. You can never win against a zombie mutant bureaucrat, dear brother.

 

Besides, we wouldn't want Feargus Urquhart to get arrested for pimping these skanky tarts.

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Phh! You call that bag of bones a woman? A real pirates lass can carry a hundredweight of fresh coconuts cross the Galapagos and if need be, would feed the crew for a week when properly cooked and salted.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

"Wow, yeah, because whether or not somebody downloads works without paying for them is an accurate indicator of their decency as a human being."

 

Thjuieves are scumbags, and no, they are decent human beings. There is ONLY one situation where theft is morrallya cceptable if not sad - if one or one's family is starving.

 

Stealing a video game is pathetic, immoral, evil, and scummy. It's that simple.

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

You guys sure like giving the mods a workout.

Always love the anti-piracy outrage. Scumbag is a term for someone really horrible, not exactly some dude stealing a toaster or downloading the latest from RELOADED.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

Always love the anti-piracy outrage. Scumbag is a term for someone really horrible, not exactly some dude stealing a toaster or downloading the latest from RELOADED.

You're forgetting that this is a forum sponsored by people who make toasters for a living. :*

Guys let's not spoil the fun with this piracy talk, let's get back to the topic.

 

So, can I romance Jakob as MaleShep?

Rain makes everything better.

You're forgetting that this is a forum sponsored by people who make toasters for a living. :sorcerer:

 

Fair enough, it is rude to do so. Still, lots of rude people aren't scumbags :lol:

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

So, can I romance Jakob as MaleShep?

 

 

The rumours say there's alot of lez action but no manlove, Im afraid. But they did have that in DA, so maybe the rumours are wrong.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

 

On topic: What awesome new minigames can we expect?

That was about as amusing as the game itself.

"Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan

That was about as amusing as the game itself.

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So, can I romance Jakob as MaleShep?

 

 

The rumours say there's alot of lez action but no manlove, Im afraid. But they did have that in DA, so maybe the rumours are wrong.

Well, the thing is, I only have a complete ME1 savegame from a FemShep right now (I presume I can't change gender afterwards in ME2?), but I wanna romance with Miranda, because ya know, I'm a dude (but playing as a gal). Ahh, it's complicated.

Rain makes everything better.

So, can I romance Jakob as MaleShep?

 

 

The rumours say there's alot of lez action but no manlove, Im afraid. But they did have that in DA, so maybe the rumours are wrong.

Well, the thing is, I only have a complete ME1 savegame from a FemShep right now (I presume I can't change gender afterwards in ME2?), but I wanna romance with Miranda, because ya know, I'm a dude (but playing as a gal). Ahh, it's complicated.

 

You're welcome.

Well, the thing is, I only have a complete ME1 savegame from a FemShep right now (I presume I can't change gender afterwards in ME2?), but I wanna romance with Miranda, because ya know, I'm a dude (but playing as a gal). Ahh, it's complicated.

Nothing complicated about it, you're a closet transvestite.

 

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Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life

Deraldind saved me from embarassment. Now I can unleash my manliness through playing as a dude, doing stuff with Miranda that dudes usually do, if you know what I mean.

Rain makes everything better.

 

On topic: What awesome new minigames can we expect?

There was a major spoiler (I think) as the first comment of that video. I hate you.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Hate youtube.

 

Also it was posted after I posted the video.

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Killian begins to sing!

 

Mass effecting across the universe!

On the starship Normandy

under the Shepherd!

Mass effecting across the universe!

Going after the reapers

till we get ourselves blown up!

"Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

Sooner better than later, if we've got more of this stuff incoming :p

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Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life

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