Walsingham Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/...ul-hugging.html I laughed seriously over this. Especially after meeting an old ex at the weekend. Grow the hell up, you crucidoofus. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Calax Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw...player_embedded the youtube link >.< these guys are idiots Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Gorgon Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 Kinky. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
Gorgon Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 I wonder if a side **** is also less sinful. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
Walsingham Posted November 27, 2009 Author Posted November 27, 2009 I wonder if a side **** is also less sinful. I'm afraid it's much more so. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Moose Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 Depends which side. There are none that are right, only strong of opinion. There are none that are wrong, only ignorant of facts
213374U Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 (edited) ^ After finding out their stance on bear hugs. Edited November 27, 2009 by 213374U - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.
Hurlshort Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 So the gunshots and music being inspired by gangster rap is cool with Jesus, but front hugging is out. Got it. Jesus was a side hugger. I guess I missed that in the bible, good to know.
Gorgon Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 The disturbing part here is the insistence on 'keeping our minds pure'. They are still kids, still learning. If they worry too much about pure thoughts they aren't going to evolve at all. I dunno, Maybe that's the ideal they are striving for. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
Walsingham Posted November 27, 2009 Author Posted November 27, 2009 All this obsession with sex strikes me as a little wrongfooted. I mean as if nookie is the greatest evil on Earth. Get some priorities, people. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Kaftan Barlast Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 And what kind of hug involves crothces touching? Not the Swedish kind, dats fo sho' yall... DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 The sad part is no, it does not have to be a joke. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Gorgon Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 If it is they don't break character for a second. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
Rosbjerg Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 The irony (or perhaps the genius part of it) is that they are actually making the hug that much more sexual by getting people to worry about whether or not it is.. Kinda like telling a group of people *not* to think of a pink elephant.. Which of course they will. But maybe that the point I wonder. The whole sales pitch of religion is sin, if the congregation wasn't sinful they wouldn't have a reason to use the church to confess their sins, so perhaps it's a rather ingenious way of getting devoted Christians people to get even more worked up.. Fortune favors the bald.
theslug Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 If wals side hugged me I would be both terrified and intrigued at what I felt in the lower regions. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
Rosbjerg Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 Well you're a pervert, no amount of Christian values will ever change that.. Fortune favors the bald.
theslug Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 Well you're a pervert, no amount of Christian values will ever change that.. I'd assert that no amount of Christian value could chill the heat that Wals is figuratively packing. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
Calax Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 I like "can't hold hands cuz I'm a married man!" Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Aram Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 behind the scenes it's probably more like gimmie that christian dry hump.
GreasyDogMeat Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 Wait a second... my Christian relatives have given me front hugs... Those SINNERS! I feel dirty and violated now.
Gorgon Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 Hug is Christian for grabass Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
Walsingham Posted November 28, 2009 Author Posted November 28, 2009 behind the scenes it's probably more like gimmie that christian dry hump. Hmmm... side hugs by super-models. I'm liking that image. It's kind of pimp. As for Slugland, our man-catly shenanigans will never be, sweetest. Largely because I'd rather be raped by a gnu. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Tigranes Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 But maybe that the point I wonder. The whole sales pitch of religion is sin, if the congregation wasn't sinful they wouldn't have a reason to use the church to confess their sins, so perhaps it's a rather ingenious way of getting devoted Christians people to get even more worked up.. It's like the confessions of the Middle Ages: what was seemingly a prohibition on the discussion of sex was in fact a license to talk about sex in regulated (but sordid) ways. wouldn't be surprised if the vid was real, though. Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress)
Walsingham Posted November 28, 2009 Author Posted November 28, 2009 I was once privileged to witness a number of no doubt devout American tourists sitting in Christchurch college chapel during a service chosen to include the Song of Solomon, from the bible. It's actually bloody fruity, and even surprised me. But you coud see they were torn in twain by the urge to be reverent and the urge to set fire to the dean. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
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