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That story about the gophers almost sounds like a joke, with the comments about guts flying.

 

Yeah, that story sounds like a filthy lie. I'm horrified by my actions, now I'm a potential serial killer, now I'm sad again.

 

Complaining about someone laughing? Jerky McJerkface and her aunt sound like they'd cause a fuss over any old thing if it got them some attention. I have some relatives like that, I feel your pain bro. Oh, and read her reply and report back to us, thnx.

 

Also, as a wedding present, you should send her a box of poop.

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This thread got exponentially better with the ****.

 

 

Mmmm-mm, i sure love 'em.

 

 

Oh, violence and familydrama? Please separate real life from facebook, it usually works like a charm after that.

 

//edit1: GODDAMMIT. Are FEMALE MAMMARIES THEN OK WITH YOU MR. FILTER?!

 

//edit2: Oh, they are. Carry on then.

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"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Personally, I find I can get along with almost anyone EXCEPT my family. If you take my advice you'll start whistling a merry tune, and never think of the fools again.

 

I find myself feeling the same way the longer I stay here (home) until I transfer into university. Nowadays I try to spend as much time out as possible, whether it be school, work, friends, etc... life is more peaceful that way.

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The trouble is if there's trouble, and it then simmers. They think they have you all figured out making new beginnings very difficult indeed. It's worth figuring out though. There aren't that many people who know you as well as the people you grow up with, in the end.

Na na  na na  na na  ...

greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER.

That is all.

 

Posted
Personally, I find I can get along with almost anyone EXCEPT my family. If you take my advice you'll start whistling a merry tune, and never think of the fools again.

 

I find myself feeling the same way the longer I stay here (home) until I transfer into university. Nowadays I try to spend as much time out as possible, whether it be school, work, friends, etc... life is more peaceful that way.

 

Exactly. Except me being slow it never occurred to me until recently. And I'm about twenty years older than you.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Doctors are pompous, news at 11.

 

I don't see the deal here. As vile as alanschu is, he's not the one laughing while shooting gophers, or who watched Two Towers nine times. Freaking Two Towers freaking nine times.

 

Good man, alanschu! Send her CoD4 for her wedding!

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The obvious solution to this is a game set in WW2, where your commandos are sent on a mission to pillowfight your way to the fuhrer's bunker and stop the war in Europe using a prolonged sequence of Bethesda style dialogue options.

 

EDIT: I can imagine pillowfighting Goering, because he's always struck me as a big fat jolly schoolgirl, but Himmler? He'd probably put a shoe in the pillowcase.

 

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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The obvious solution to this is a game set in WW2, where your commandos are sent on a mission to pillowfight your way to the fuhrer's bunker and stop the war in Europe using a prolonged sequence of Bethesda style dialogue options.

 

EDIT: I can imagine pillowfighting Goering, because he's always struck me as a big fat jolly schoolgirl, but Himmler? He'd probably put a shoe in the pillowcase.

 

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But Beth games end with a giant golem escorting sequence. Giant Pillow Mecha maybe?
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Good point. Why the hell haven't there been any golems fighting the Nazis games? Golems were supposed to be Jewish revenge creations in the first place.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Good point. Why the hell haven't there been any golems fighting the Nazis games? Golems were supposed to be Jewish revenge creations in the first place.
You're on to something good there.

Quick, someone e-mail Raven before they release another Wolfenstein game while we waste our time here!

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The obvious solution to this is a game set in WW2, where your commandos are sent on a mission to pillowfight your way to the fuhrer's bunker and stop the war in Europe using a prolonged sequence of Bethesda style dialogue options.

 

EDIT: I can imagine pillowfighting Goering, because he's always struck me as a big fat jolly schoolgirl, but Himmler? He'd probably put a shoe in the pillowcase.

 

For some reason the picture of Himmler wasn't appearing. How peculiar.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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