Purkake Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Swedish is great because you can just connect two completely unrelated swear words and get a new one, which my brain does auomaticly nowadays. Like Knullkuk intercoarse + **** Fittslem vagina + slime/sekretion Sprutmongo ejaculatory mongoloid (the ejaculation part is actually there for extra emphasis on the mongoloid, like 'damn moron' ) Horknull prostitute + intercoarse Fetslak obese +limp Knullkorv intercoarse + sausage Spermagas sperm + gas that I like to shout when playing games or sports .... Thanks for the Swedish swearing 101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mamoulian War Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 The best swear words (or more like sentences) i ever heard were hungarian one Sent from my Stone Tablet, using Chisel-a-Talk 2000BC. My youtube channel: MamoulianFH Latest Let's Play Tales of Arise (completed) Latest Bossfight Compilation Dark Souls Remastered - New Game (completed) Let's Play/AAR Europa Universalis 1: Austria Grand Campaign (completed) Let's Play/AAR Europa Universalis 2: Xhosa Grand Campaign (completed) My PS Platinums and 100% - 29 games so far (my PSN profile) 1) God of War III - PS3 - 24+ hours 2) Final Fantasy XIII - PS3 - 130+ hours 3) White Knight Chronicles International Edition - PS3 - 525+ hours 4) Hyperdimension Neptunia - PS3 - 80+ hours 5) Final Fantasy XIII-2 - PS3 - 200+ hours 6) Tales of Xillia - PS3 - 135+ hours 7) Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2 - PS3 - 152+ hours 8.) Grand Turismo 6 - PS3 - 81+ hours (including Senna Master DLC) 9) Demon's Souls - PS3 - 197+ hours 10) Tales of Graces f - PS3 - 337+ hours 11) Star Ocean: The Last Hope International - PS3 - 750+ hours 12) Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII - PS3 - 127+ hours 13) Soulcalibur V - PS3 - 73+ hours 14) Gran Turismo 5 - PS3 - 600+ hours 15) Tales of Xillia 2 - PS3 - 302+ hours 16) Mortal Kombat XL - PS4 - 95+ hours 17) Project CARS Game of the Year Edition - PS4 - 120+ hours 18) Dark Souls - PS3 - 197+ hours 19) Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory - PS3 - 238+ hours 20) Final Fantasy Type-0 - PS4 - 58+ hours 21) Journey - PS4 - 9+ hours 22) Dark Souls II - PS3 - 210+ hours 23) Fairy Fencer F - PS3 - 215+ hours 24) Megadimension Neptunia VII - PS4 - 160 hours 25) Super Neptunia RPG - PS4 - 44+ hours 26) Journey - PS3 - 22+ hours 27) Final Fantasy XV - PS4 - 263+ hours (including all DLCs) 28) Tales of Arise - PS4 - 111+ hours 29) Dark Souls: Remastered - PS4 - 121+ hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 The best swear words (or more like sentences) i ever heard were hungarian one Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Cussing and swearing works great as long as it is not, like much in life, forced or overemphasized. Too much swearing is like too much moaning in a porn movie, it simply breaks immersion. "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Swearing in real life is often a verbal tool (or crutch) and in dialogue as long as it meets a certain degree of appropriateness (with character and situation) then I have no problem with swearing. Use of swearing in ways that are inappropriate or disconnected with the situation at hand are always going to stick out like a sore thumb as I play. I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Too much swearing is like too much moaning in a porn movie, it simply breaks immersion.Porn movies have moans?! All I hear is aw s**** and aw f****. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 .... Thanks for the Swedish swearing 101 Dude, thats like adanced post-grad swedish swearing. I doubt most Swedes would shout obscenities like this :D DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagaziel Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Swearing affecting game ratings is one of the more stupid human inventions. Swearing's a part of everyday life and pretending it hurts anyone, so it needs to be properly tagged is stupid. As for swearing in games, sure, I don't mind it, as long as it is done properly. Swearing just for the sake of swearing (like Little Lamplight mayor in Fallout 3) is immature, laughable and childish. HMIC for: [ The Wasteland Wiki ] [ Pillars of Eternity Wiki ] [ Tyranny Wiki ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Oh you people have no idea how much cussing in Qu Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niten_Ryu Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 In RL I swear like drunken sailor, a trait not uncommon to us finns. Thus I just love swearing in games, movies, TV shows, books... My absolute favourite scene in any medium from recent years is great dialogue between Al Swearengen and Mr. Wu from Deadwood tv series. Check it out (from beginning till about 2 mins). I'd really enjoy that kind of writing in games done Mass Effect cinematic dialogue style. Let's play Alpha Protocol My misadventures on youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 I can't help but giggle whenever I hear things like 'knulla'. You all sound like demented fairies, and that's coming from an even worse sounding language. Well, atleast we're not Finnish. Those guys have a weird friggin' language, its not even indo-european in origin like proper languages. Just alot of hakka-pakka-ykki-kykki DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 I can't help but giggle whenever I hear things like 'knulla'. You all sound like demented fairies, and that's coming from an even worse sounding language. Well, atleast we're not Finnish. Those guys have a weird friggin' language, its not even indo-european in origin like proper languages. Just alot of hakka-pakka-ykki-kykki It's Finno-Ugric like Estonian, we kind of have a secret club. Swedish sounds pretty weird to me as well, so take that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slinky Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Well, atleast we're not Finnish. Those guys have a weird friggin' language, its not even indo-european in origin like proper languages. Just alot of hakka-pakka-ykki-kykki Just for your information, that is not Finnish. And I'm one of those get-the-mandatory-Swedish-lessons-out-from-schools guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Hakka nakka leinigen Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Hare Hare Krishna Hare Hare Krishna "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 I heard the Finns and the Hungarians are descendants from some eastern savages. That prolly explains their weird languages. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 I heard the Finns and the Hungarians are descendants from some eastern savages. That prolly explains their weird languages. At least our kaiser didn't get his brain crushed by a horn, or get his nation's butt kicked by the same tactic for years/decades. Mongols btw. And turks. And everyone in between. Maybe some chinese and japs too. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Cool story bro. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 (edited) I can't help but giggle whenever I hear things like 'knulla'. You all sound like demented fairies, and that's coming from an even worse sounding language. Well, atleast we're not Finnish. Those guys have a weird friggin' language, its not even indo-european in origin like proper languages. Just alot of hakka-pakka-ykki-kykki My personal favourite is "vittujen kev Edited September 8, 2009 by kirottu This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Didn't a Hungarian queen get assassinated with a nail file, though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slinky Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 "vittujen kev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 "vittujen kev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Caliban Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 As for swearing in games, sure, I don't mind it, as long as it is done properly. Swearing just for the sake of swearing (like Little Lamplight mayor in Fallout 3) is immature, laughable and childish. Yes, but swearing ought to be immature, laughable, and childish. If I swear when I'm angry or in pain, I'm not giving a well-mannered discourse on the subject. If I swear at another person, I'm engaging in the verbal equivalent of poo flinging. "When is this out. I can't wait to play it so I can talk at length about how bad it is." - Gorgon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niten_Ryu Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 I heard the Finns and the Hungarians are descendants from some eastern savages. That prolly explains their weird languages. That is actually not far from truth. We were stupid enough to go very far east, then to north and all the way Ural mountains. After we found out that it we couldn't go more north (thanks glaciers), smarter Hungarians moved to west and south and away from massive ice sheet. We finns apparantly wanted to see what's under the ice and thus stayed near it. We loved the frosen wastelands and moved with the ice as it slowly melted away. Again more smarter people stayed behind. So, only fennoscandia and scandinavia remained frosen. Eventually all glacier ice was gone and we finns couldnt move more west because of Gulf of Bothnia. In the north there were Sami people (unfortunately we robbed southen parts of land from 'em) and Barents sea. That area became our home. Europeans generally didnt bother with such long journey and found much nicer and warmer environment to live. As wikipedia puts it - "Finns are a genetic isolate. It could be said that all other Europeans have Finnish genes but Finns don't have all the genes found in other Europeans." Europeans got to live the good life (and Hungarians joined 'em bit later) while we tried to find the golden land. We didn't find anything but cold, dark isolated corner of the world. Serves us right and one of the reasons why we curse so much. Let's play Alpha Protocol My misadventures on youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Kitty Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Criticising the swearing of those kids in Fallout 3 as being immature, laughable and childish is missing the point. Those kids swear for the same reason many kids in real life do, because they think it makes them seem more grown up, when it actually has the opposite effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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