Oner Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 (edited) Still reading the older pages. Don't fight it, let the useless trivia wash over you. You won't know the tropes, you will BECOME the tropes.You're my personal Jesus. Edited September 9, 2009 by Oner Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted September 9, 2009 Author Share Posted September 9, 2009 Still reading the older pages. Don't fight it, let the useless trivia wash over you. You won't know the tropes, you will BECOME the tropes.You're my personal Jesus. Only when I have become the tropes will I bring clich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Only when I have become the tropes will I bring clich Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted September 9, 2009 Author Share Posted September 9, 2009 And now, I bring thee a dramatic reading of bad Doom fanfic. And I do mean bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 And now, I bring thee a dramatic reading of bad Doom fanfic. And I do mean bad. You do know the whole thing is intentional? Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted September 9, 2009 Author Share Posted September 9, 2009 I don't have a clue. It's just funny. And now I'm out of funny, need to recharge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraldin Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 And now, I bring thee a dramatic reading of bad Doom fanfic. And I do mean bad. The is soo much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Half-life: Full-life Consequences was better. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bos_hybrid Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Apparently the Tali threads are working, one of the devs commented on humans and Quarian being able to have sex....Without killing said Quarian.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaesun Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Apparently the Tali threads are working, one of the devs commented on humans and Quarian being able to have sex....Without killing said Quarian.... D: Some of my Youtube Classic Roland MT-32 Video Game Music videos | My Music | My Photography Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 So Quarians are not hive minds made out of a bunch of glowing bacteria? Color me disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 So Quarians are not hive minds made out of a bunch of glowing bacteria? I'd imagine they'd look like organic versions of Geth. Create robots in your own image, and all that. In other words: yuck. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPGmasterBoo Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 This thread is misleading. Bioware hasn't created a new character since KotOR. There were new characters in KOTOR? Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 HK-47 and Jolee, I think. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 How are those any more 'new' than other characters? *shrug* DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I don't know about calling them 'new', but i definately would consider them as the best characters of KotOR. Maybe Canderous as well for good measure. "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entrerix Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 i laughed so hard at purkakes cat picture response to volourn. oh man. so funny. volourn cracks me up almost as much as purkake but for totally different reasons! and yes, an rpg built entirely on the tropes (as if they all arent already) COULD be brilliant. id love to see the crazy monstrousity of a plotline that would arise from that. twists at every turn, one winged angels and big bads and my name is inigo montoyo's... it would be nonstop chaos Killing is kind of like playin' a basketball game. I am there. and the other player is there. and it's just the two of us. and I put the other player's body in my van. and I am the winner. - Nice Pete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath of Dagon Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Apparently the Tali threads are working, one of the devs commented on humans and Quarian being able to have sex....Without killing said Quarian.... Full body condom. And a paper bag for her head of course. "Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPGmasterBoo Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Do go on... Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slinky Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Time for the daily newsflash: videogamer.com's Mass Effect 2 interview One of the things that we've been doing in Mass 2 compared to Mass 1 was, you know Mass 1, the henchmen AI was very similar across the board, as was the enemy AI. There was not a lot of variation. There was some, but not a lot. But every henchman has now custom AI built for them. Grunt's role is to be the guy who's literally in your face with the shotgun and the melee and he's there to kick the living crap out of you. Krogan in general cross the board are scary. He's even scarier in combat. Custom AI's for henchies, sounds cool. Hopefully they also atleast try to stay away from my line of fire. And Jesse Houston says a mean word in the interview, my fragile young mind is in peril. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 That's a good idea, but they can't be all that different. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 (edited) Awesome, they added something that should have been in the first game. Maybe in ME3 they'll add interesting multi-dimensional characters? Edited September 11, 2009 by Purkake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 (edited) Sounds like ME2 will be a major improvemnt over ME1. And it's also the first sequel since BG2. So this means ME2 will have a good chance to be win. Edited September 11, 2009 by Morgoth Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Time for the daily newsflash: videogamer.com's Mass Effect 2 interview One of the things that we've been doing in Mass 2 compared to Mass 1 was, you know Mass 1, the henchmen AI was very similar across the board, as was the enemy AI. There was not a lot of variation. There was some, but not a lot. But every henchman has now custom AI built for them. Grunt's role is to be the guy who's literally in your face with the shotgun and the melee and he's there to kick the living crap out of you. Krogan in general cross the board are scary. He's even scarier in combat. Custom AI's for henchies, sounds cool. Hopefully they also atleast try to stay away from my line of fire. And Jesse Houston says a mean word in the interview, my fragile young mind is in peril. That sounds very good indeed. But what about enemy A.I.? "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Do go on... This pic would perhaps have been even more applicable: The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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