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How will it end?

Aristes

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How it will end!  

34 members have voted

  1. 1. When you know the end is coming but you don't know what he's wearing:

    • Apes, Cats, Ants... it's mutation time!
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    • You thought machines were your friends!
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    • It isn't just a bad cough!
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    • Earth pinball with asteroids, comets, the moon!
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    • Space Invaders isn't a video game any more!
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    • Here comes the sun!
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    • No! It's going to be... (explain)
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Not with a bang but a whimper. :p

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The important thing is not whether the world ends, but whether we end with it.

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I think the mutation thing is the sweetest way, then we get to form an undeground resistance and fight the mutants in style!

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Darth InSidious

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In fire.

 

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Aristes

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Damn it, I meant to put the zombie invasion as it's own category. Too late to modify the poll now. Instead, it's either other or stuck with some stinkin' mutated animals.

213374U

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Bring on the Eugenics Wars, please.

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WILL THE ALMIGHTY

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Crates.

 

Lots and lots of crates.

 

Seas loaded with floating crates, sinking ships. Crates spawning from wooden clouds, causing countless plane crashes and having the same effect as a meteor storm. Crates that jump on your head and impregnate you with a baby crate that bursts out of your chest. Crates with lasers. Crates with swords. Crates with crates as their hands.

 

And then, in the end, one giant crate the size of the Moon that will bring an end to the Cratocalypse.

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Planet killing asteroid thanks.

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Hell Kitty

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It'll be pretty disappointing to die before some sort of awesome world ending event occurs. Knowing my luck the apocalypse will come the day after I die.

Hurlshort

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I believe we will transcend our mortal shells and achieve a new stage of awareness. It will basically be like opening a doorway to another plane of existence.

 

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Aristes

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Seriously speaking, the sun will eventually destroy the earth. As far as destroying humanity, though, I think we're going to be here for a long, long time. I doubt we ever make it out of the solar system. Maybe we can, but I don't think we will. We won't even seriously try until we're certain we don't have a choice and by then it will be too late. But, hey, we'll have one hell of a BBQ before the sun engulfs the earth!

Blarghagh

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There was a terrible ghastly silence.

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There was a terrible ghastly silence.

 

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213374U

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I doubt we ever make it out of the solar system. Maybe we can, but I don't think we will. We won't even seriously try until we're certain we don't have a choice and by then it will be too late.
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GreasyDogMeat

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How will it end? I'll tell you how it will end... a disaster of biblical proportions. Old Testament, real wrath of god stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthqakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA! :lol:

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I doubt we ever make it out of the solar system. Maybe we can, but I don't think we will. We won't even seriously try until we're certain we don't have a choice and by then it will be too late.
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:salutes:

Or the speed with which your nova-propelled remains fly through frictionless void.

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HoonDing

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I'm surprised nobody has yet mentioned an eruption of the Yellowstone Caldera or a gamma ray burst.

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