alanschu Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Well for better or worse my girl seems friendly again haha Nope, she's not haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 I really like that dress You don't look at the Mona Lisa for the frame. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 I really like that dress You don't look at the Mona Lisa for the frame. True but as any 'artist' will tell you, the choice of frame can have a significant impact. There are none that are right, only strong of opinion. There are none that are wrong, only ignorant of facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 And if you can't appreciate a good dress on a beautiful girl, how can you appreciate the other things? Like running your hands up the dress, and taking it off of her. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Kitty Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 (edited) Then putting it on yourself, getting her to leave, and rocking out to some Cyndi Lauper. Good times. Edited March 13, 2009 by Hell Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 And if you can't appreciate a good dress on a beautiful girl, how can you appreciate the other things? Like running your hands up the dress, and taking it off of her. So you're saying it's more like the skin on a banana? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 He said all things pass into the night And I said, oh no sir, I must say you're wrong I must disagree oh no sir, I must say you're wrong Won't you listen to me? GOODBYE HORSES I'M FLYING OVER YOU GOODBYE HORSES I'M FLYING OVER YOU GOODBYE HORSES I'M FLYING FLYING FLYING OVER YOU Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Then putting it on yourself, getting her to leave, and rocking out to some Cyndi Lauper. Good times. Who says only girls just want to have fun!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 Now Jack he is a banker And Jane she is a clerk And they're both saving up all their money And when they come home from work Sitting by the fire Radios a-play A little classical music for you kids To the march of the wooden soldiers and you can hear Jack say "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Now Jack he is a bankerAnd Jane she is a check Thats what I read. I wonder what it means? DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 All my friends are married Every Tom and **** and Harry You must be strong To go it alone Here's to the bachelors and the bowery bums And those who feel that they're the ones Who are better off without a wife I like to sleep until the crack of noon Midnight howlin' at the moon Goin' out when I wanto, Comin' home when I please I don't have to ask permission If I want to go out fishing And I never have to ask for the keys (Disclaimer: Happily married.) (Disclaimer 2: I like my women like I like my coffee: Roasted, ground into a fine powder, and immersed in boiling water.) (Disclaimer 3: Wait... that's not it. Please ignore Disclaimer 2) (Disclaimer 4: I like my women like I like my coffee: Blonde, with enormous ****.) (Disclaimer 5: Much better.) (Disclaimer 6: I don't even like coffee.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 I like my coffee dark and bitter. And most of the women I've dated and all of the women I've married could be so described with accuracy. "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Well I like my coffee, the way I like my religious fanatics: Nonexistent Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Nightshade Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 (edited) While we're on drink metaphors... I like my women like my tea: White, Light, and Lithe. Edited March 14, 2009 by Deadly_Nightshade "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 I like my women like I like my alcohol: A hard liquor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkpoint Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 (edited) Coffee makes me weak and makes me tremble. So do women. Edited March 14, 2009 by Checkpoint ^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theslug Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Girls are so immature. coffee makes me poop :'( There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 I like my women like my wine: kept in the basement for 24 years and made by myself. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 And on that incredibly tasteless note, we seem to have reached the end... “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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