Walsingham Posted March 11, 2009 Author Posted March 11, 2009 I like my women like I like my coffee: Available in high-street venues at less than five pounds? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Enoch Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 Also: First thing in the morning, and then again at regular intervals throughout the day.
kirottu Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 Member of the He-Man Women Haters Club. I bet the only reason you This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
thepixiesrock Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 So I have been flirting with these two girls, and they are room mates. So that might pose a problem soon. I don't see why. I've dated four women at once. So long as you are up front about your intentions in advance then there's no foul. The only down side is the expense. Well, I'm not planning on dating them both. I'm just trying to get to know them well enough to figure out which one I would want to date. This way if one of them is leading me on or I "misinterpret" her feelings for me, I've got another one to fall back on. I mean, they couldn't possibly BOTH play girl mind games and lead me on right? RIGHT? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Walsingham Posted March 11, 2009 Author Posted March 11, 2009 I reckon you should say something abrupt and crude to both of them, and go out with someone else. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
thepixiesrock Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 Wait, what are you trying to say exactly? Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Walsingham Posted March 11, 2009 Author Posted March 11, 2009 Wait, what are you trying to say exactly? I'm saying go out with both or neither. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
thepixiesrock Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 I'll have to meditate on this. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Walsingham Posted March 11, 2009 Author Posted March 11, 2009 Think of it as double or quits. Go out with one... that's fine. Go out with both ....awesome. Go out with neither... find someone else. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Krookie Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 I have a problem too, guys. This girl who I've always been flirtatious with, but never went further than that, got a boyfriend like a month ago. Since then she's been flirting with me even more, like, she always complains about him to me, and tells me how I always make her feel better, even though I'm not really trying too. So is she like, trying to make me jealous and junk?
thepixiesrock Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 Dude, it doesn't matter WHAT she says to you. She's a woman. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Gfted1 Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 I have a problem too, guys. This girl who I've always been flirtatious with, but never went further than that, got a boyfriend like a month ago. Since then she's been flirting with me even more, like, she always complains about him to me, and tells me how I always make her feel better, even though I'm not really trying too. So is she like, trying to make me jealous and junk? Probably not. My guess is that she reels out those comments to gauge your reaction/interest level in her. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Walsingham Posted March 11, 2009 Author Posted March 11, 2009 I conclude that she's a loon. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Magister Lajciak Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 I already turned in my membership to that group some time ago. Once you turn in your membership of the virgin club, we cannot unfortunately reinstate you again as a full member. Fear not, however, as you can become a honorary member by forswearing all future physical contact with girls!
Magister Lajciak Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 Where do I get a membership form? Preliminary membership in the virgin club is automatically conferred at birth free of charge. The age at which full membership is possible may vary based on local norms and customs as well as the law of the land, but is invariably granted by age 18 provided that the applicant does not violate the terms and conditions that act as prerequisites. There are various levels of exclusivity assigned to different categories of membership that you may aim for: Honorary virgin: This is the easiest title to attain, since it can be granted even to those who have violated the prerequisites of membership in the past. Virgin: Has not gone 'all the way' Super Virgin: No romantically-connected touch There are also age categories: 18: Adult 19: Choosy 20: Picky 21: Prudent 22: Prude 23: Shy 24: Misanthrope 25: Loser This may not apply to priests and some other special categories of people.
taks Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 I conclude that she's a loon. of course, all women are loons... that's like predicting it will be dark at 2 a.m. at the equator. ahem... taks comrade taks... just because.
theslug Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 I can be the supreme archdiocese super deluxe virgin? There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
alanschu Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 I have a problem too, guys. This girl who I've always been flirtatious with, but never went further than that, got a boyfriend like a month ago. Since then she's been flirting with me even more, like, she always complains about him to me, and tells me how I always make her feel better, even though I'm not really trying too. So is she like, trying to make me jealous and junk? I fell into the same trap. Be wary! I imagine she's looking to stroke her ego.
Krookie Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 I have a problem too, guys. This girl who I've always been flirtatious with, but never went further than that, got a boyfriend like a month ago. Since then she's been flirting with me even more, like, she always complains about him to me, and tells me how I always make her feel better, even though I'm not really trying too. So is she like, trying to make me jealous and junk? I fell into the same trap. Be wary! I imagine she's looking to stroke her ego. Even right now, she's instant messaging me. She told me "We need to party this weekend", I'm just going to tap that. Or that's what a cool guy would say...Right?
thepixiesrock Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 You should ask her how her boyfriend is doing every so often, but pretend like you don't know his name. Like if it's Ryan then be like, "So how's Brian doing?" But everytime mistake his name for a different name. Brian, Biron, Neil. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Krookie Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 You should ask her how her boyfriend is doing every so often, but pretend like you don't know his name. Like if it's Ryan then be like, "So how's Brian doing?" But everytime mistake his name for a different name. Brian, Biron, Neil. Hahahahahaha
taks Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 whatshisface works just as well, too... at least then you are blatantly admitting you don't give a hoot about the bastard. taks comrade taks... just because.
Hell Kitty Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 I imagine she's looking to stroke her ego. Bingo. Every time she complains about her boyfriend, laugh and tell her you think he sounds like a really awesome guy.
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