March 4, 200916 yr http://kotaku.com/5164065/call-him-pikachoo-man Edited March 4, 200916 yr by Killian Kalthorne "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
March 4, 200916 yr Jesus... really Hades? I mean fer crying out loud. At least tag it NSFW given you look at it at work and people will think you're going after an underwear model. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
March 4, 200916 yr Author Eh? It had all the important bits covered. Boots included. Besides, shouldn't you be working at work? Do they need to invest in a shocky monkey? Edited March 4, 200916 yr by Killian Kalthorne "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
March 4, 200916 yr I'm more concerned about how he found that page.. and saying that you did a search for Obsidian won't convince me!! Fortune favors the bald.
March 4, 200916 yr Author I visit Kotaku a lot and I saw Obsidian so I thought I share the pain. I am a very sharing individual. Calax, its now tagged, though it doesn't have any thing pornographic about it. Just a guy in a Pikachoo outfit. Edited March 4, 200916 yr by Killian Kalthorne "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
March 4, 200916 yr 'bulge in his pants'? Must have been a cold day. Unless that's just what happens when you wear latex. I wouldn't know. Uh huh. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
March 4, 200916 yr i think i have been mentally violated. i hope i can recover. taks comrade taks... just because.
March 4, 200916 yr Man Faye is better. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
March 4, 200916 yr "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
March 4, 200916 yr there's just no understanding some people when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
March 5, 200916 yr 'bulge in his pants'? Must have been a cold day. Unless that's just what happens when you wear latex. I wouldn't know. Uh huh. I think it's more what happens when you wear latex bikini briefs that have to support the weight of a three-foot-long tail sticking out of your arse. Them things have got to be extraordinarily tight. Edited March 5, 200916 yr by Enoch
March 5, 200916 yr MY EYES! THEY BLEED. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
March 5, 200916 yr seriously what do you think would happen if your boss saw this while you were waiting for something to happen at work? That's why I asked for the tags. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
March 5, 200916 yr If your boss thinks you're looking at that because it turns you on, he's a moron anyway... Citizen of a country with a racist, hypocritical majority
March 5, 200916 yr You're ignoring the far more terrifying possibility that your boss gets turned on by it. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
March 5, 200916 yr You're ignoring the far more terrifying possibility that your boss gets turned on by it. I was thinking the same.. haha Fortune favors the bald.
March 6, 200916 yr Though I'm sorry you have all been scarred, I am glad I read of your suffering before making an informed decision not to click on the link.
March 6, 200916 yr Though I'm sorry you have all been scarred, I am glad I read of your suffering before making an informed decision not to click on the link. How do I make my eyes unsee~!
March 6, 200916 yr Though I'm sorry you have all been scarred, I am glad I read of your suffering before making an informed decision not to click on the link. How do I make my eyes unsee~! works. Make sure you keep your eye in the center of the swirly though.
March 6, 200916 yr Weird. I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
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