taks Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 **** their bestfriend. Unfortunately those never last. don't need to last... at least, only need to last long enough to piss off your ex. my suggestion: drink heavily. i am a follower of homer... alcohol, the cause of and solution to most of life's problems. taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 22, 2008 Author Share Posted November 22, 2008 haha. My liver will thank you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 livers are overrated when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 **** their bestfriend. Unfortunately those never last. don't need to last... at least, only need to last long enough to piss off your ex. my suggestion: drink heavily. i am a follower of homer... alcohol, the cause of and solution to most of life's problems. taks That is right, it only needs to be a one time deal. Even better if ex catches you in the act. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 livers are overrated What liver? Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 livers are overrated What liver? haha i don't drink that much but hey, give me time. i'm still young yet when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aristes Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 What a bunch of doofuses. He doesn't want revenge on the chic. She didn't dump him. He just wants to get over having the mutual hots when the lady is currently married to someone else. Where's that rolling eyecon. And drinking is fine until you end up with Cirrhosis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 22, 2008 Author Share Posted November 22, 2008 Haha but this discussion has been bizarrely entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aristes Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Yep, that's true. Carry on then. Hell, if Walshingham can suggest stuffing yourself silly with Sausage, I guess sleeping with all of her friends isn't really all that weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 22, 2008 Author Share Posted November 22, 2008 Ooooh, ALL of her friends now? Maybe I should have giant orgy with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llyranor Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Don't worry about your liver. You always have a spare. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Ooooh, ALL of her friends now? Maybe I should have giant orgy with them? well it couldn't hurt when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Are you kidding? That would be bound to chafe. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 lube when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 And here I was hoping leapfrogging was some how a euphemism for sex!!! Could be, for all I know. Seems like everything is a euphemism for sex these days. ... Hmmm, now I have the idea of playing leapfrog naked in my minds eye... I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkpoint Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 (edited) Hey, sorry y'all for necroposting, but I stumbled across this whilst rummaging around for this supposed ADHD thread by Krezack referred to in another thread. Is there such a thread? I'd like to see it. Anyways, I've been away from the forums for a while and missed this thread, and given the fact that I've had my own agonizing woman problems to deal with and that Allan and me have been discussing these things on here, I thought I'd chime in. Or, well, actually, I don't really know what to say. Time heals all wounds they say, and I'm sure it does. It's just not very efficient at it. Apparently I might have ADHD (and I'm looking for a thread about ADHD, funny huh?) which might explain my brain's complete inability to just shove this woman to the deepest pit of my mind where she belongs. But I ramble. The annoying part is that I thought that I was kind of getting in tune with the whole situation and moving on, and then a friend told me that she and her new boyfriend didn't last more than about a month after I broke off contact with her. So maybe he was a rebound thing after all, despite my being utterly convinced of the opposite, given her history. The troubling thing was that although this was good news in a bizarrely pleasing way, it set off my ADHD brain on a new round of pointless what-ifs and whatnot and what-have-you. I still don't know for sure whether that boyfriend thing is actually over or not, but it looks like it is. But I haven't spoken to her in three and a half months, so I wouldn't really know. But I do know that every time I think about her and what happened before and after we broke up I still get very, very upset. I have cleared every trace of her on Facebook (stupid Facebook) but she'll still show up with a recent photo for a profile picture on mutual friends' profiles and so on. It's just one of the ways I try to erase her from my mind, and it's working okay. It's slow, but I'm much better off now than I was during the painful days of the Romantic Drivel thread. There is also this other girl at the moment that is kind of causing me confusion. She is a co-worker, she's dead cute and we really get along well (we're also semi-neighbours), and she's been kind of flirting with me, but she's sending me really mixed signals. Given my own wish not to end up in a rebound thing (she is in the same boat as me, trying to get over an ex that was the biggest ***hole on the planet half the time) I guess I'm giving her some really mixed signals too, so I dunno whether it's because of that. The funny thing is that although absolutely NOTHING has actually happened between us, half of our co-workers seem to think we're having some sort of relationship. So something subtle is going on and I'm too confused and caught up in it to be exactly sure what it is. I wish I could forget about both my ex and this new girl and just get on with life, but it's easier said than done. The painful part, Allan, is that you don't want to lose this woman. That will complicate things and hurt your progress. Me and my ex parted on friendly terms, but I don't want to have contact with her in any way, shape of form. I think that helps time do its slow job. I also realise that this thread is about a month old, which begs the question how are things looking right now? EDIT: I found the ADHD thread. Interesting stuff. Edited December 15, 2008 by Checkpoint ^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 I've been playing GTA San Andreas all day. I'm going to therefore assume that all you need to do is go to the gym, buy a gold watch, and turn up at her house in a stolen car before taking her to a fast food restaurant. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkpoint Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 I've been playing GTA San Andreas all day. I'm going to therefore assume that all you need to do is go to the gym, buy a gold watch, and turn up at her house in a stolen car before taking her to a fast food restaurant. Nah, already tried that. It can backfire pretty bad. ^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigranes Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 One day I will run into Shryke's cold, dead, alcoholic corpse on a Wellington road And I will search it for loot. Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 One day I will run into Shryke's cold, dead, alcoholic corpse on a Wellington road And I will search it for loot. Forget the loot. Just get that list of girlfriends that he has “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 One day I will run into Shryke's cold, dead, alcoholic corpse on a Wellington road And I will search it for loot. you might score yourself a +3 hair tie of drunken revelry when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 I bet you have awesome shoes. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 I bet you have awesome shoes. You figured out his secret way to get the ladies. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 I bet you have awesome shoes. You figured out his secret way to get the ladies. well actually nice shoes does actually help believe it or not a couple of weeks ago i had a friend comment on my new boots - even though she usually never gives a crap so people do notice when you go out of your way to wear nice footwear when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 i knew it! Gentlemen, let us adjourn to a nearby place of shoes and change our fate! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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