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I only talk to attractive people. Consider yourselves lucky.

 

What? I now have this image of you living in some gated community for beautiful people, where you walk gracefully from room to room, occasionally throwing raw meat to the 'norms' over the fence.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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I only talk to attractive people. Consider yourselves lucky.

 

What? I now have this image of you living in some gated community for beautiful people, where you walk gracefully from room to room, occasionally throwing raw meat to the 'norms' over the fence.

 

Amazingly accurate depiction of my life. We also laugh haughtily while we go about our daily routine.

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I talk only to ugly people, because they make me seem beautiful in comparison, which is why I post in internet forums.

 

I would respond, but I fear your beauty. It's like gazing into the sun.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

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oh god

 

that's just so goddamn wrong

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My God! Were-Dalmatians!

 

Back on topic, I have a question prompted by an email from an old bachelor acquaintance of mine, now in his sixties. What's wrong with NOT having either romance or love?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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obviously that depends on the person, but I doubt that you're average 60+ year old would like being without love or romance for the rest of their lives.

 

It seems lonely to die like a bachelor. Because I don't think the chick-of-the-week is gonna stick around when you get hospitalized and/or get's really ill.

Fortune favors the bald.

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OK. But just for the sake of the argument, isn't that rather selfish? I mean, setting up with someone long-term just so you've got free healthcare?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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if that was you're only reason sure - but that wouldn't be very romantic would it?

 

I mean, that's something you would do for someone you love - and it's a comfort to know that someone would be there for you. That's a romantic notion in itself I think.

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Back on topic, I have a question prompted by an email from an old bachelor acquaintance of mine, now in his sixties. What's wrong with NOT having either romance or love?

 

I think to have a romantic partner would be wonderful. It'd belong to the list of sex {obviously a given in a romantic relationship}, food, water, shelter, mutually supportive relationships with family, friends, which goes hand in hand with entertainment; of course it's easy to entertain oneself nowadays as well, as the joys of life.

 

Given the number of people that inhabit our planet it'd be incredibly odd not to meet someone who you're romantically compatible with who's not taken, thus entering a relationship with them. To be in your 60's and not have or have had a wife and kids is either evidence of a poor psyche of the individual or just plan bad luck and I mean really, really bad luck. I mean unless you're deformed or really fat and I mean really fat like 150 something kg then any guy can have a long term partner.

 

Try asking any old man what it would be like if they were single and didn't have their wives and they'd tell you they couldn't imagine being without them, unless we're talking about a Mafia couple or something.

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Given the number of people that inhabit our planet it'd be incredibly odd not to meet someone who you're romantically compatible with who's not taken, thus entering a relationship with them. To be in your 60's and not have or have had a wife and kids is either evidence of a poor psyche of the individual or just plan bad luck and I mean really, really bad luck. I mean unless you're deformed or really fat and I mean really fat like 150 something kg then any guy can have a long term partner.

 

You forgot the real reason people are single at 60. They're female. Once the men start kicking the bucket, the # of willing available females skyrockets and the men just keep dropping. Sure, any guy at that age can have a relationship if he wants one, but it's not the same for us.

Anybody here catch that? All I understood was 'very'.

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However much I like your posts in this thread, Architect, and I do like them, I don't see how kids play a role here, being nothing short of a romance killer. Of course in the mind of many people it's romantic to "have someones children", but I've yet to see a case where they improve anything about lovelife other than staying together for the kids, which in itself hasn't much to do with romance or love but is a rather poor excuse for cowardice.

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Thank you for being a frrreinddd

Traveled down the road and Back again

Your heart is true! you're a pal! and a confidante!

 

Da Da daaa

 

and if you threw a partayyy

Invited everyone you knew-oo-oo

you would see

the biggest gift would be from me

and the card attached would sayayayy

thank you for being a friend

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Stuck in the friend zone again!

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aww man that's nasty

 

Guess what's even nastier? When it goes in reverse order from kissy kiss to friendly...hug :p

 

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why women love friend zoneing?

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well that's kinda gay

 

solution: stop ignoring her, it'll work

 

...in theory

How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them.

- OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)

 

 

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i haven't seen much mention of pr0n in this thread. hmmm... i thought a lot of you guys/gals were married, right? pr0n replaces romance once married. :)

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

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when did romance = sex?

 

edit:

 

so after marriage:

 

romance = pr0n = sex

 

sex = romance = pr0n

 

pr0n = romance = sex

 

sex = pr0n = romance

 

 

A*B*C = C*B*A

 

maths lol

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you assume A, B and C, and of course romance, pr0n and sex, commute.

 

taks

 

PS: pr0n replaces romance, i said. :)

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well, wasn't that what you said? :)

 

edit: oh :(

 

My beautiful formulations, all in vain :'(

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How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them.

- OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)

 

 

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