July 11, 200817 yr Ok, here's how this game works. When regular people ge tbitten by a zombie person, they become a zombie. and it coninues until you are the last person alive and you find a way to stop the zombie outbreak by any means nesessary. We all start out as regular people. Everyone that reads this thread is a regular non-zombie person. Except one. There is one person who is the zombie. You don't know who it is though. The person who is the zombie doesn't know they are a zombie, and I don't know who the zombie is either. GO! Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
July 11, 200817 yr Author I'm just walking down the street. Being a regular person. lalalala Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
July 11, 200817 yr This isn't "zombie roleplay", at all! More like, regular person roleplay palooza. Go make me a sandwich, regular person #1.
July 11, 200817 yr Do we know there's a zombie out break ravaging the world or is this the first instance? I'm watching the show Burn Notice and during the commercials internet porn. I'm also chewing on a straw and my eyes are tired after reviewing accounting principles from a rented Library book. I hear a noise down stairs but ignore it. I can feel something sinister in the night air. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
July 11, 200817 yr Author As far as we no, there is no outbreak. Considering there is only one zombie, and no one knows about it. I'm making you a sandwich person #2 Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
July 11, 200817 yr *lurches up to thepixiesrock, accidentally headbutts him, then starts gnawing on his brains, but not finding them very tasty as far as brains go*
July 11, 200817 yr *Massive acute brain aneurysm* *No longer playing the game of life* There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
July 11, 200817 yr Im driving in a motorcar to pickup some stuff I need for doing other stuff. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
July 11, 200817 yr I, being paranoid, have taken jokes about a zombie walking around too seriously and am trying to convince the security guards of the local mall to let me barricade all the windows. They are telling me to get lost.
July 11, 200817 yr I'm just thinking how annoyed I am that the builders haven't completed my totally unnecessary ground floor anti-zombie netting. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
July 11, 200817 yr I'm heading for the harbour.. pushing aside women and children. Fortune favors the bald.
July 11, 200817 yr touching myself in a semi-normal non-zombie way People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
July 11, 200817 yr I am at my laptop, at this forum, and contemplating what I should do next. The top two at this time are getting something to eat, maybe the leftover eggplant parmesan, or playing Rome: Total War. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
July 11, 200817 yr Author Dude this is roleplaying. Do something out of the ordinary. That normal people would do. I'm working out at the gym. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
July 11, 200817 yr I'm at the harbour, urinating on women and children. I feel a burning sensation. Hell Kitty is of course roleplaying a dust mite. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
July 11, 200817 yr *drinks coke and whines at people* How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)
July 11, 200817 yr Since this is "roleplay" I'll be the drunk skank at a bar trying to pick up someone who's about to get bitten... Anybody here catch that? All I understood was 'very'.
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