Humodour Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 If you elect me President, I promise to you that I will put a ban on all domestic research into zombie voodoo, viruses, and add another few feet of dirt to all cursed graveyards. I will vigorously pursue the development of anti-zombie weaponry, including high energy lasers and giant robots. I will secure our borders against Mexican tequila zombies. I will ensure that we will never have to endure another zombie crisis like the one last year in California. It was irresponsible handling of the situation by the current administration that led to such a tragedy and threatened our country to its very core... you, the people. I will not let it happen again! You cannot afford to not elect me. My opponents will downplay the issue. Some may even disavow the existence of zombies and call me a kook. They will only lead us to our doom. Vote for Tale in '08. Wouldn't it be easier to just make titanium coffins or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I wonder if a pre infection headshot would prevent a person from turning. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 (edited) I mean it should right, but then we get these cases that are missing half their heads. Edited May 28, 2008 by Gorgon Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 What about cremation? Burn the body to dust. Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 (edited) Improvise is the magic word. I would would buy this, wear torn clothes and pretend to be one of them, hoping they wouldn't find out I'm an impostor and then mangia me. Edited May 28, 2008 by The Architect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 There seems to be indications that they can smell fresh brains. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Wouldn't it be easier to just make titanium coffins or something? That's a swell idea,... Mr. Secretary of Defense! "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 This, is my boomstick. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I can beat them with a rock. Primitive, but maybe that's just what the zombies aren't expecting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Wouldn't it be easier to just make titanium coffins or something? That's a swell idea,... Mr. Secretary of Defense! I swear to uphold the living-ness of this great nation (um, the Internet) and to tirelessly steal the ideas of others while in pursuit of such defence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 On a related note: in about 5 hours time I will be watching Shaun of the Dead for the first time. Should be epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 I live right in the middle of Cophenhagen.. and Denmark as a whole is really a bad place to be in case of a zombie outbreak. No big mountains/hills, no good defendable areas - no wild life to speak of. Most of our livestock would die within the first months because they can't support themselves and are indoors most of the year. Food supplies are not a big problem though, but most are quite perishable, as we as a nation prefer organic and non conserved food. Guns are illegal (for civilians) unless you have a hunting licence and you can't buy big bladed weapons, so that's a big problem. We do have very old castles and fortifications though, which could hold out a zombie assault quite efficiently. But without weapons or a renewable food source, it would be a short adventure. My escape plan would be to get a boat a and go to either the Faroe Islands or Iceland. They are quite isolated, easy to defend and have enough fertile land to feed a small population. Later you could sail out and retake the big and small islands of Europe (England, Ireland etc.) btw. Shouldn't this thread be a sticky. So we can quickly find the info if/or when the outbreak happens. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 On a related note: in about 5 hours time I will be watching Shaun of the Dead for the first time. Should be epic. What the f... Interesting movie. Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Now watch Hot Fuzz. A film so funny it even made germans laugh (proven!). (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Yup, I was thinking of Hot Fuzz while I was watching it. Quite a few similarities! It now occurs to me that Shaun and his friend are the protagonists of Hot Fuzz also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Hot Fuzz is a sequel to Shaun of the Dead as far as I'm concerned. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Ug, Shaun of the Dead was full of suck and unfunny. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 (edited) His sense of humour is one of the greatest measures of a man. DUN DUN DUN. Edited May 29, 2008 by Nick_i_am (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 For the record are we talking about classic slow, lumbering zombies or the ones who can actually run like in the remake of Dawn Of The Dead? Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 The slow kind of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Lightweights, the lot of you! Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 It weren't no slow zombies we fought in the war. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 30, 2008 Author Share Posted May 30, 2008 It weren't no slow zombies we fought in the war. Indeed, don't take chances, people. Although with an obesity epidemic at least we can expect some of them to be very slow. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Real zombies are slow, movie zombies are fast. Anyway it's not the zombies themselves as much as the collapse of public institutions. Flip the lights off in a major metropolitan area and a few hours later the raping and looting begins. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkerguy Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Sticky topic? Twitter | @Insevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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