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'Aliens: Contact' would be so clich

The Breakdown Begins this May.

Maybe its Aliens: Contract, instead of Contact, and you play the role of an operative hired by Weyland-Yutani to gather an alien sample... :thumbsup:

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

Maybe its Aliens: Contract, instead of Contact, and you play the role of an operative hired by Weyland-Yutani to gather an alien sample... :)

 

Or, "Contract," as in, Obsidian signed a contract to make this game tyte.

The Breakdown Begins this May.

I thought I saw 'Emergence' myself.

Edited by Musopticon?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

I lobbied for

 

Aliens: Hudson

 

But was shot down

Thanks for the awesome avatar Jorian!

I went for Monty's idea...

Let me get back to sleeping. I'm tired...

Avatar made by Jorian Drake

This might sound strange but you weren't always an Ass. Prod., were you Alvin?

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
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'Aliens: Contact' would be so clich

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

I lobbied for

 

Aliens: Hudson

 

But was shot down

 

Too bad. I would have liked a whole game about Hudson's bitching. That would have made my entire week if that was true.

The Breakdown Begins this May.

Alvin became an ass prod when he defeated his predecessor in a ritualistic duel involving whips.

 

Anyway, I'm happy as long as they keep the title to two words, something nobody seems capable of doing these days.

 

Aliens: The Shenanigans of Weyland-Yutani

Part One:

The Emergence of Wooglie Booglies

If that was the name of the game I would buy three copies.

Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.

Alvin became an ass prod when he defeated his predecessor in a ritualistic duel involving whips.

 

Battle of the Ass Prods? :o

Battle of the Ass Prods? :o

There can be only one!

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

Battle of the Ass Prods? :o

There can be only one!

 

Who wants to prod forever?

Who dares to prod forever?

This might sound strange but you weren't always an Ass. Prod., were you Alvin?

 

Nice job catching that. Yeah, i wasn't always an Ass Prod. I had to kill my predecessor in front of a hundred witnesses from my same department. I did it though.

Let me get back to sleeping. I'm tired...

Avatar made by Jorian Drake

This might sound strange but you weren't always an Ass. Prod., were you Alvin?

 

Nice job catching that. Yeah, i wasn't always an Ass Prod. I had to kill my predecessor in front of a hundred witnesses from my same department. I did it though.

 

There

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Ass Prod is the most coveted position at Obsidian. I bet Feargus wakes up every morning and thinks: "I wish I was the Ass. Prod." I know I do.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

'Aliens: Contact' would be so clich
'Aliens: Contact' would be so clich

The Breakdown Begins this May.

If that was the name of the game I would buy three copies.

 

LOL Ditto. Great name.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

I hope that picture says colonies

 

 

Because a rpg game set in the pre aliens lv 246 colony would be abolutely sick

But...if it takes place before the aliens got there... who cares?

The Breakdown Begins this May.

But...if it takes place before the aliens got there... who cares?

 

ALIENS*:

COLONIES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*May not include aliens

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