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Not much different. I've always believed I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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It would be a blatant disservice to myself to do it any less! I'm so beautiful as it is.

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"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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It would be a blatant disservice to myself to do it any less! I'm so beautiful as it is.

 

;)

 

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As a woman I would infiltrate the female world and find out how they really are when no men is around.

 

They are hiding something...

Fortune favors the bald.

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wimp. we already know how they are: they talk about how we are.

you don't even have to ask what i'd be doing for that week...

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

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No idea.

 

No surprise really. I can't even roleplay female characters in crpgs, ending up starting over as male again when I attempted it. I think I managed BG2 once and Kotor1&2 once each, pretending to be a female. My brain is way too simple.

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The thing is, even if I would be a female, I would still be me. So the actual fun factor wouldnt be that high. The only thing I would do is try one of those rabbit dildoes that girls love so much, to see if its more fun with a vagina than a johnssson.

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wimp. we already know how they are: they talk about how we are.

you don't even have to ask what i'd be doing for that week...

 

taks

Vote for Hill Dog?

Spreading beauty with my katana.

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I'd go lesbian. Also, I'd try to figure out what those multiple things they have are all about.

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I would try to obtain as many multiple big O's I could get in one week. *shrug*

 

this is really a question that should state "serious answers only"

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I'd spend at least an entire day at a gym in the women's locker room. I'd probably do so in LA, since there are a lot of hot women there.

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what pope and ellester said...

i wouldn't want to hang around other people because i couldn't handle the emotional onslaught. i don't find guys particularly attractive so that route would be out as well. chicks that drink like a sailor, i.e. like i do, are not received very well, so ixnay on that.

 

taks

comrade taks... just because.

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I'd probably do better as a woman than as a man overall... I'm to timid to do anything as a guy.

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I'd probably forget that I was a girl and walk straight into the men's dressing room at the gym and stuff. And I would be a total ****! I mean, I am assuming I actually was a girl and enjoyed whatever it is they.. uh.. enjoy so I'd take advantage of the stuff that women get for free. I'd go out to a club and sometime like five minutes before closing time, I'd climb a table and yell, "OK, guys, I am going home in five. Who's coming with me? Raise your hand!". Then it's just a matter of picking out the top three cute ones.

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I'd probably do better as a woman than as a man overall... I'm to timid to do anything as a guy.

 

 

Which is kind of funny considering you're effing huge and look like Superman.

 

Oh, and uh, the mirror thing. Probably want to try an MMF threesome, etc.

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Well I would say that we have arrived - well maybe awhile ago - the reality that this is just not a fit ...

 

/begins to sweep up the sand

The universe is change;
your life is what our thoughts make it
- Marcus Aurelius (161)

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