Guest The Architect Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 IMDB.com says the lead female is Carmen Electra so, unfortunatey, not a porn star. Shes unbelievably fine. I disagree. I mean, I think her face is pretty ordinary. But that's just me I guess. Personally I think the face is the most important thing when it comes to looks.
Pidesco Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 She looks like she's made of plastic. Some guys seem to like that. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Gfted1 Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 IMDB.com says the lead female is Carmen Electra so, unfortunatey, not a porn star. Shes unbelievably fine. I disagree. I mean, I think her face is pretty ordinary. But that's just me I guess. Personally I think the face is the most important thing when it comes to looks. Not fine! Have you taken leave of your senses man?! Just look at her. I had to go to page three of Google images before I found a pic I didnt think would get me banned, lol. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
kirottu Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 The Mating Habits of Earthbound Humans Mating Habits was absolutely hilarious the entire time. It's a documentary on human mating habits from the perspective of aliens. Comedy gold. One of my all time favourite movies. My friend told me the female protagonist is a porn star... not sure if he was truthful. SPERMINATOR FTW! This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Pidesco Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 Can you say "too much makeup"? "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Tale Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 Carmen Electra does often use too much makeup. Which is a shame because she's still damned pretty without it. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Pidesco Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 To filch a line from Scrubs, Carmen Electra often looks like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Kor Qel Droma Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 Casino Royale. I'm not a fan of the Bond films, but I have to admit I quite enjoyed this one. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
Kelverin Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 To filch a line from Scrubs I usually do not watch regular TV but I have been watching reruns of Scrubs and it's a damn good show. J1 Visa Southern California Cleaning
LadyCrimson Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 Not fine! Have you taken leave of your senses man?! Just look at her. One can find a body to be 'fine' but not find the face to be 'fine', and I think the latter was the point of The Architect. And ... it's not a movie, but I watched the Shrek The Halls the other night, the 30 minute Xmas special thingie. It was predictable and (to me) largely boringly gooshy, but the bit where Puss n Boots told his version of Nightmare Before Xmas and becomes distracted by the puffball of his Santa hat was hysterical. Hubby and I were in stitches. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 (edited) Blade: If it weren't for the nice action scenes, this movie would be terribly cliche and unsatisfying. Also, Wesley Snipes is a bad actor. Seriously, it's filled with cliches: The hero's friend gets shot to death, but still lives to tell the hot chick was taken by the bad guy, there's a giant ceremony involving a big pillar of lightning/energy that shoots through a temple, and the ceremony includes sacrifices from 12 or 13 or 7 or whatever. Also, any movie who mentions prophecies and "chosen ones" immediatly has a terrible plot. (I'm looking at you, Star Wars) The Bourne Supremacy: Am I the only one who looks at these kind of movies and say "Wow. Amazing: one guy, walking. BOOOORING". Also, the idea of a coup against an old agent (who always seems to have had a terrible experience in a mission years ago) to set him up so the "evil" CIA/NSA/FBI boss doesn't get blamed for a certain crime has been done to death. Shrek the third: Burn it and forget it ever existed. Seriously, this movie sucks. The Day After Tomorrow: The first part where tons of different over-the-top disasters happen and lots of people get killed is nice... the rest is a lot less entertaining. Edited November 30, 2007 by WILL THE ALMIGHTY "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted December 3, 2007 Posted December 3, 2007 Armagedon: Plumbers. IN SPAAAACE!!! Enough said. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Shryke Posted December 3, 2007 Posted December 3, 2007 going to see Closer tonight movie about Joy Division apparently wait and see how it is i guess when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Kor Qel Droma Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 I just finished watching Superbad. I still think it's a little too long. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
SteveThaiBinh Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 The Bourne Supremacy: Am I the only one who looks at these kind of movies and say "Wow. Amazing: one guy, walking. BOOOORING". The first Bourne film was only interesting because of the relationship between Bourne and the young woman he meets up with. *spoiler for the second Bourne film* When they killed her off at the start of the second film I stopped watching in disgust. What a great idea! Let's destroy the most interesting element of our franchise! Similarly, the first Shrek film was made by people who loved what they were doing and put that love into every little detail of every frame of the film. The second Shrek fillm was made by people who thought they had a winning franchise and no longer had to try so hard. I haven't seen the third. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
Oerwinde Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 I thought Shrek 2 was good. I thought while the first had more heart, the 2nd was funnier. The third was just garbage though. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
Hurlshort Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 "Superbad" - It was hilarious, funnier than Knocked Up. McLovin' was epic.
Pidesco Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 Hot Fuzz. Quite awesome. Also included was the trailer for Balls of Fury. Seemed great. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
kirottu Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 Romancing the Stone Not as funny or good as I remembered it to be, but still well worth a watch. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Kor Qel Droma Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 "Superbad" - It was hilarious, funnier than Knocked Up. McLovin' was epic. See, I'm on the opposite side of the fence there, Hurly. I thought Knocked Up was much funnier than Superbad. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
Pidesco Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 You should have a forum fight over that. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Tale Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 Hot Fuzz. Quite awesome. Also included was the trailer for Balls of Fury. Seemed great. Saw it because of how much I enjoyed Shaun of the Dead. I thought it was great. I bought it the moment it came out on DVD. Now they supposedly have a special 3 disc edition or something and I want that, too. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Pidesco Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 I thought it was even better that Shaun of the Dead. The cast was just spot on, and the whole action movie satire works brilliantly. It had great special effects too. I did however see this in a theatre, while I saw Shaun at home. That might be the reason I'm partial for Fuzz "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Tale Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 (edited) I thought it was even better that Shaun of the Dead. The cast was just spot on, and the whole action movie satire works brilliantly. It had great special effects too. I did however see this in a theatre, while I saw Shaun at home. That might be the reason I'm partial for Fuzz I agree on all points and my situation was the same. Edited December 5, 2007 by Tale "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Pidesco Posted December 5, 2007 Posted December 5, 2007 Wanna get it on, then? "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
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