Daaave Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 Ouch Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck.
theslug Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 very old but still very disturbing. Could be worse tho, a woman could cut off your **** and throw it out the window into a moving vehicle. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
samm Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 I tend to dislike violence even when its done to others. Strangely it is even more discomforting when it affects genitals... Why, oh why did you have to post this? Why did I read it?... Citizen of a country with a racist, hypocritical majority
Deraldin Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 I tend to dislike violence even when its done to others. Strangely it is even more discomforting when it affects genitals... Why, oh why did you have to post this? Why did I read it?... More importantly, why did he post a 2 year old article?
Volourn Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 "I am in no way a violent person." L0L DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
Diogo Ribeiro Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 2005 called, they want their testicles back. I TOTALLY NAILED THAT ONE AMIRITE?
GreasyDogMeat Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 Moral of the story: Don't reject the advances of your drunken crazy ex-girlfriend. "Tried to swallow and gagged"
Hell Kitty Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." That what friends are for. Giving you back your testicles.
jaguars4ever Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 *tsk tsk* Tame, tame, tame. Nartwak's testicular terror post from days gone past owns this thread.
Walsingham Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 I find it interesting that there was a story about chimps doing this to a man last year. Maybe it's some primal reflex, like rodent neck-snapping as an attack tactic in feral rats. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
jaguars4ever Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 ...or like a reflex mechanism to help ugly chicks get some oral action one way or another.
Walsingham Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 ...or like a reflex mechanism to help ugly chicks get some oral action one way or another. And on that high note I think I can summarise by saying "Dear sweet Jesus, NOOOOO!" "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
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