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I don't see what's so wrong about this gay bomb idea. In fact it never ceases to amaze me how the public seems to think there are 'sporting' methods of killing people.

 

 

WHo is talking about killing anybody; the sex bomb is non-lethal. At least if you don't already have a weak heart or something, I suppose.

 

 

I think the sex bomb qualifies as a lethality enabler. Although frankly, rather like Bill Hicks, if I topped a ridgeline and saw 50 hairy sets of man ass bobbing away I'd run like hell.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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:(

 

Thanks for mental image :p

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"bobbing away"

 

urgh, that is almost palpable

I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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'Make love not war!' would have a totally other meaning....

 

 

*shrug*

"Were losing control

Will you turn me away or touch me deep inside?

And before this gets old, will it still feel the same?

Theres no way this will die

But if we get much closer, I could lose control

And if your heart surrenders, youll need me to hold"

 

(Pat Benatar: Love is a Battlefield)

 

Pheromone warfare is scary.

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A Gay Bomb would actually be awesome. Think about it, no deaths and no need for the other side to shoot down their enemies since they would be too busy making love. A think about all those "ACTION NEWS! From the FRONT!"-reports: "It's everyone people! Gay- and Dykepiles as far as the eyes can see!".

 

 

Mankind would never be the same.

 

Yes but if the effects are permanent, then the world would suffer from infertility, meaning no more children, meaning humanity dies out after a few years.

 

Just invent a stronger nuke.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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A bowell disruptor bomb ought to have been developed long ago, if you ask me.

 

Thats been around a long time. While on aircraft carriers for my sea duty I remember standing watches on the rear sponson while in ports. There, welded to the deck was a large metal box that contained two "disabling" types of grenades. One was VS (tear gas) and the other was a vomiting/diarrhea agent. Sadly, nobody attacked on my watch so I never got to try them. o:)

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A bowell disruptor bomb ought to have been developed long ago, if you ask me.

 

Thats been around a long time. While on aircraft carriers for my sea duty I remember standing watches on the rear sponson while in ports. There, welded to the deck was a large metal box that contained two "disabling" types of grenades. One was VS (tear gas) and the other was a vomiting/diarrhea agent. Sadly, nobody attacked on my watch so I never got to try them. o:)

 

*shock and awe*

 

Oh MAN. I have got to get some of those! Are you sure they're for real?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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You can be crazy and right, you know. At least that's what the voices in my head told me.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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How about a bomb that induces overpowering curiosity?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Thought: what about a bomb that induces massive over-activity in the brain, that leaves te individual completely catatonic with exhaustion? A sort of Agent Orange for brains.

 

Thinks: I bet this is how zombies work.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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They were experimenting with a "Depression" bomb, too.

 

I'd have thought that against the front line that would be a case of coals to Newcastle.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

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Sounds like it should have worked. Of course it couldn't be done now. Fething animal rights.

 

EDIT: Way back in the mists of time a 'certain' goblin-kicking dwarf entered a series of caves in search of loot and goblin skulls. Outnumbered he had a number of secret weapons. to whit:

 

1) Two 5 gallon barrels of lamp oil

2) a brace of chickens with falconry hoods attached

3) Tar

4) Dwarven cigarettes

5) rawhide thongs

 

 

Suggestions on how these could be usefully employed on a postcard. Eddo ...no webcams.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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