Jorian Drake Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 'Make love not war!' would have a totally other meaning.... *shrug* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 I don't see what's so wrong about this gay bomb idea. In fact it never ceases to amaze me how the public seems to think there are 'sporting' methods of killing people. WHo is talking about killing anybody; the sex bomb is non-lethal. At least if you don't already have a weak heart or something, I suppose. I think the sex bomb qualifies as a lethality enabler. Although frankly, rather like Bill Hicks, if I topped a ridgeline and saw 50 hairy sets of man ass bobbing away I'd run like hell. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xard Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Thanks for mental image How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 "bobbing away" urgh, that is almost palpable kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Fact is stranger than fiction. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 'Make love not war!' would have a totally other meaning.... *shrug* "Were losing control Will you turn me away or touch me deep inside? And before this gets old, will it still feel the same? Theres no way this will die But if we get much closer, I could lose control And if your heart surrenders, youll need me to hold" (Pat Benatar: Love is a Battlefield) Pheromone warfare is scary. “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Gives a whole new meaning to "Battle of the Sexes". :D OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taks Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 i wonder if this is in any way related to "the nude bomb" with don adams aka agent 86. taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 A Gay Bomb would actually be awesome. Think about it, no deaths and no need for the other side to shoot down their enemies since they would be too busy making love. A think about all those "ACTION NEWS! From the FRONT!"-reports: "It's everyone people! Gay- and Dykepiles as far as the eyes can see!". Mankind would never be the same. Yes but if the effects are permanent, then the world would suffer from infertility, meaning no more children, meaning humanity dies out after a few years. Just invent a stronger nuke. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 A bowell disruptor bomb ought to have been developed long ago, if you ask me. Thats been around a long time. While on aircraft carriers for my sea duty I remember standing watches on the rear sponson while in ports. There, welded to the deck was a large metal box that contained two "disabling" types of grenades. One was VS (tear gas) and the other was a vomiting/diarrhea agent. Sadly, nobody attacked on my watch so I never got to try them. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 A bowell disruptor bomb ought to have been developed long ago, if you ask me. Thats been around a long time. While on aircraft carriers for my sea duty I remember standing watches on the rear sponson while in ports. There, welded to the deck was a large metal box that contained two "disabling" types of grenades. One was VS (tear gas) and the other was a vomiting/diarrhea agent. Sadly, nobody attacked on my watch so I never got to try them. *shock and awe* Oh MAN. I have got to get some of those! Are you sure they're for real? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Well, I never got my mitts on one but there was a metal placard glued to the side of the box outlining its inventory. I wish I could remember the two letter code for it. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Hmm, as I cant find it on this list, Im starting to second guess myself. The crate had three types of grenades in it; CS, CR and one other. Either they no longer use the last one or Im crazy, prolly the latter. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 You can be crazy and right, you know. At least that's what the voices in my head told me. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 If I can hear the voices in your head, does that make me crazy too? (Crazier than you, or less crazy?) i wonder if this is in any way related to "the nude bomb" with don adams aka agent 86. Fact is stranger than fiction. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 How about a bomb that induces overpowering curiosity? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 That is a known unknown: there are too many cats that have survived for it to be a viable weapon. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Thought: what about a bomb that induces massive over-activity in the brain, that leaves te individual completely catatonic with exhaustion? A sort of Agent Orange for brains. Thinks: I bet this is how zombies work. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 They were experimenting with a "Depression" bomb, too. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 They were experimenting with a "Depression" bomb, too. I'd have thought that against the front line that would be a case of coals to Newcastle. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 This thread needs one more link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 This weapon is truly innovative. The fact that they got them to work is even more impressive. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Project Pigeon OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wistrik Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 It was canceled because another country already tried it out on USA troops about a century ago and decided it didn't work. Of course, people in the USA are still living with the results of the test. /kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Sounds like it should have worked. Of course it couldn't be done now. Fething animal rights. EDIT: Way back in the mists of time a 'certain' goblin-kicking dwarf entered a series of caves in search of loot and goblin skulls. Outnumbered he had a number of secret weapons. to whit: 1) Two 5 gallon barrels of lamp oil 2) a brace of chickens with falconry hoods attached 3) Tar 4) Dwarven cigarettes 5) rawhide thongs Suggestions on how these could be usefully employed on a postcard. Eddo ...no webcams. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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