Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'

[Jorian Drake]

'Make love not war!' would have a totally other meaning....

 

 

*shrug*

[Walsingham]

I don't see what's so wrong about this gay bomb idea. In fact it never ceases to amaze me how the public seems to think there are 'sporting' methods of killing people.

 

 

WHo is talking about killing anybody; the sex bomb is non-lethal. At least if you don't already have a weak heart or something, I suppose.

 

 

I think the sex bomb qualifies as a lethality enabler. Although frankly, rather like Bill Hicks, if I topped a ridgeline and saw 50 hairy sets of man ass bobbing away I'd run like hell.

[Xard]

 

Thanks for mental image

[Musopticon?]

"bobbing away"

 

urgh, that is almost palpable

[metadigital]

Fact is stranger than fiction.

[Gorth]

'Make love not war!' would have a totally other meaning....

 

 

*shrug*

"Were losing control

Will you turn me away or touch me deep inside?

And before this gets old, will it still feel the same?

Theres no way this will die

But if we get much closer, I could lose control

And if your heart surrenders, youll need me to hold"

 

(Pat Benatar: Love is a Battlefield)

 

Pheromone warfare is scary.

[metadigital]

Gives a whole new meaning to "Battle of the Sexes". :D

[taks]

i wonder if this is in any way related to "the nude bomb" with don adams aka agent 86.

 

taks

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

A Gay Bomb would actually be awesome. Think about it, no deaths and no need for the other side to shoot down their enemies since they would be too busy making love. A think about all those "ACTION NEWS! From the FRONT!"-reports: "It's everyone people! Gay- and Dykepiles as far as the eyes can see!".

 

 

Mankind would never be the same.

 

Yes but if the effects are permanent, then the world would suffer from infertility, meaning no more children, meaning humanity dies out after a few years.

 

Just invent a stronger nuke.

[Gfted1]

A bowell disruptor bomb ought to have been developed long ago, if you ask me.

 

Thats been around a long time. While on aircraft carriers for my sea duty I remember standing watches on the rear sponson while in ports. There, welded to the deck was a large metal box that contained two "disabling" types of grenades. One was VS (tear gas) and the other was a vomiting/diarrhea agent. Sadly, nobody attacked on my watch so I never got to try them.

[Walsingham]

A bowell disruptor bomb ought to have been developed long ago, if you ask me.

 

Thats been around a long time. While on aircraft carriers for my sea duty I remember standing watches on the rear sponson while in ports. There, welded to the deck was a large metal box that contained two "disabling" types of grenades. One was VS (tear gas) and the other was a vomiting/diarrhea agent. Sadly, nobody attacked on my watch so I never got to try them.

 

*shock and awe*

 

Oh MAN. I have got to get some of those! Are you sure they're for real?

[Gfted1]

Well, I never got my mitts on one but there was a metal placard glued to the side of the box outlining its inventory. I wish I could remember the two letter code for it.

[Gfted1]

Hmm, as I cant find it on this list, Im starting to second guess myself. The crate had three types of grenades in it; CS, CR and one other. Either they no longer use the last one or Im crazy, prolly the latter.

[Walsingham]

You can be crazy and right, you know. At least that's what the voices in my head told me.

[metadigital]

If I can hear the voices in your head, does that make me crazy too? (Crazier than you, or less crazy?)

 

i wonder if this is in any way related to "the nude bomb" with don adams aka agent 86.

 

Fact is stranger than fiction.

[Walsingham]

How about a bomb that induces overpowering curiosity?

[metadigital]

That is a known unknown: there are too many cats that have survived for it to be a viable weapon.

[Walsingham]

Thought: what about a bomb that induces massive over-activity in the brain, that leaves te individual completely catatonic with exhaustion? A sort of Agent Orange for brains.

 

Thinks: I bet this is how zombies work.

[metadigital]

They were experimenting with a "Depression" bomb, too.

[Walsingham]

They were experimenting with a "Depression" bomb, too.

 

I'd have thought that against the front line that would be a case of coals to Newcastle.

[Enoch]

This thread needs one more link.

[Gfted1]

This weapon is truly innovative. The fact that they got them to work is even more impressive.

[metadigital]

Project Pigeon

[Wistrik]

It was canceled because another country already tried it out on USA troops about a century ago and decided it didn't work. Of course, people in the USA are still living with the results of the test.

 

/kidding

[Walsingham]

Sounds like it should have worked. Of course it couldn't be done now. Fething animal rights.

 

EDIT: Way back in the mists of time a 'certain' goblin-kicking dwarf entered a series of caves in search of loot and goblin skulls. Outnumbered he had a number of secret weapons. to whit:

 

1) Two 5 gallon barrels of lamp oil

2) a brace of chickens with falconry hoods attached

3) Tar

4) Dwarven cigarettes

5) rawhide thongs

 

 

Suggestions on how these could be usefully employed on a postcard. Eddo ...no webcams.