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Fifty ways to kill your Kangaxx. :thumbsup:

 

In old Athkatla in a house down by the dock

Lies an undead necromancer with a death trap on his lock.

If you should meet him you'll be soon deep down in rock

Sent by the Demi-Lich that they call Kangaxx.

 

If you're a brave one and your weapons are +4

And you've found the golden remains from the other tombs before:

With luck and skill you won't end up at Toril's core.

There must be fifty ways to kill your Kangaxx...

...Fifty ways to kill your Kangaxx.

 

So don't forget to pocket pick, Rick,

When he's just a plain lich, Mitch,

You'll get two Rings of Gaxx, Max,

Wear cumulatively.

 

You'll just get one to start, Bart.

And when the first lich is slain, Jane

He'll go to Demi-Lich state, Nate:

Act immediately.

 

Read your Protection from Magic, Vajic,

Or all read Scrolls of Undead, Fred,

But not until he's gone Demi, Remi,

Or he won't talk to thee.

 

Summon up a Wizard Eye, Guy;

Kangaxx can't imprison that, Matt.

Cast yourself a Spell Immune, June,

Abjuration's the key.

 

What sort of weapons does it take to fell this foe

Who's survived without a challenge since centuries ago?

Are they expensive and where do you have to go...

...To get rid of Kangaxx?

 

Some tools are pricey; perhaps you have no cash to spare

And you can't shoplift from Ribald as the Amnish Guard is there.

With all your abilities it doesn't seem unfair

To have a cheaper way of killing Kangaxx...

...Cheaper way of killing Kangaxx...

 

Wield the Improved Disrupting Mace, Grace,

Or the Sling of Everard, Gerrard,

You could use the Staff Of Rynn, Lynn,

Better than +3.

 

Knock him down with Crom Faeyr, Blair,

Or the Magi's Stave, Dave,

Could try the Withering Spear, Keir,

To kill him expensively.

 

But, the Carsomyr sword, Gord,

Soulreaver from the Demon Knight, Dwight,

Cutthroat from the tomb of Bodhi, Cody:

Can be had for free.

 

So make all the snares you can, Dan,

And every Fire Elemental, Yentl.

Get Hasted and Berserk, Kirk,

For 55K X.P.

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McDienar McDrake ~ Coffee Pushings

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Summoning - The loud music of the sky

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Cowboy Bebop OST 1 - Piano Black

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Tension - Todd Snider

 

Republicans....thats what scares

people these days

...that and uh, Democrats

Edited by the dude

words are weightless here on earth

because they're free

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Pink Floyd - Not Now John

 

Can't stop

Lose job

Mind gone

Silicon

Stroll on

What bomb?

Get away

Pay day

Make hay

Break down

Need fix

Big six

Click click

Hold on

Oh no

Bingo! (Bingo!)

 

Really resembles Radiohead's fitter happier

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How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them.

- OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)

 

 

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Mael M

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Spoon ~ Metal Detektor

 

 

rawken

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Lester Young - I Didn't Know What Time It Was

 

Not sure about the rest of the personnel, and I don't particularly feel like hunting through the CD shelves to find the liner notes.

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The Sea and Cake ~ The Colony Room

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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The Talking Heads ~ I'm Not In Love[#][*]

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Ravel's Bolero

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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californiacation-Red hot chili peppers

Retreat, Hell! We're just fighting in another direction!" - General O.P. Smith (North Korea 1950)

"All warfare is based on deception." - Sun Tzu

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - George S. Patton, Jr.

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The Beatles - Something

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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