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Principal Catherine Stephens said the situation "involved poor judgment"

 

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More like abominable judgement.

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Maybe a crazed gunman drill would be in order, you could even have the alarm do a special ringtone so the students would know not to run out and be mowed down like cattle, but to throw themselves out of the windows instead. The drill would cause only moderate casualties if propperly prepared.

 

Or alternately, you could make sure that guns were so unavailable, particularly to children and homocidal maniacs, that these things would be so unlikely to happen that drills would be unnecessary

 

Nahh, too advanced.

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Considering a recent story of a kid who got expelled for making a CS map of his school, I can't imagine a body part the teachers were thinking with.

Now that is the most ridiculous thing I've heard all day.

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I think simulated disasters should be a part of the school curriculum. Next week: Godzilla rises from the deep.

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I read a book recently (Imagining Imaginary Numbers) wherein the author claimed that "imagining" was almost outlawed in (he said Texan, but I would more believe the mid-West) schools, and certainly self-censored OUT of text books, because the word "imagine" was too close to "magic" and therefore ANTI-KRISTIAN!!2!!1

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... This world is growing stupid and paranoiac at the same time. Good thing I live in Canada.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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I read a book recently (Imagining Imaginary Numbers) wherein the author claimed that "imagining" was almost outlawed in (he said Texan, but I would more believe the mid-West) schools, and certainly self-censored OUT of text books, because the word "imagine" was too close to "magic" and therefore ANTI-KRISTIAN!!2!!1

 

Srsly? :)

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I read a book recently (Imagining Imaginary Numbers) wherein the author claimed that "imagining" was almost outlawed in (he said Texan, but I would more believe the mid-West) schools, and certainly self-censored OUT of text books, because the word "imagine" was too close to "magic" and therefore ANTI-KRISTIAN!!2!!1

 

What? you are you saying that I'm Christ or something?

 

(that's my name your messing with you know) :)

 

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... This world is growing stupid and paranoiac at the same time. Good thing I live in Canada.

 

Canada is on another planet?

 

I knew it!

My bad. :)

 

I was in a hurry. :shifty:

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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I read a book recently (Imagining Imaginary Numbers) wherein the author claimed that "imagining" was almost outlawed in (he said Texan, but I would more believe the mid-West) schools, and certainly self-censored OUT of text books, because the word "imagine" was too close to "magic" and therefore ANTI-KRISTIAN!!2!!1

 

What? you are you saying that I'm Christ or something?

 

(that's my name your messing with you know) :)

 

:shifty:

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HE IS ANTI-CHRIST!

 

COME BELIEVERS, LET'S TEAR HIM APART!

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Those buggers were extremely sick in the freaking head.

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