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Teachers stage fake gunman attack on sixth-graders

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Principal Catherine Stephens said the situation "involved poor judgment"

 

...

More like abominable judgement.

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

Hahahaha

 

No really, that's pretty funny even if it's horrible.

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RIP

Considering a recent story of a kid who got expelled for making a CS map of his school, I can't imagine a body part the teachers were thinking with.

Maybe a crazed gunman drill would be in order, you could even have the alarm do a special ringtone so the students would know not to run out and be mowed down like cattle, but to throw themselves out of the windows instead. The drill would cause only moderate casualties if propperly prepared.

 

Or alternately, you could make sure that guns were so unavailable, particularly to children and homocidal maniacs, that these things would be so unlikely to happen that drills would be unnecessary

 

Nahh, too advanced.

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Na na  na na  na na  ...

greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER.

That is all.

 

Considering a recent story of a kid who got expelled for making a CS map of his school, I can't imagine a body part the teachers were thinking with.

Now that is the most ridiculous thing I've heard all day.

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Sword ownership rights have been under heavy fire since they were determined to be the leading cause of death during the Siege of Acre in the third crusade.

:)

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I think simulated disasters should be a part of the school curriculum. Next week: Godzilla rises from the deep.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Sounds like it wasn't school sponsored, but rather the chaperones on the field trip were idiots. Wow, hopefully some jobs are lost.

I read a book recently (Imagining Imaginary Numbers) wherein the author claimed that "imagining" was almost outlawed in (he said Texan, but I would more believe the mid-West) schools, and certainly self-censored OUT of text books, because the word "imagine" was too close to "magic" and therefore ANTI-KRISTIAN!!2!!1

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... This world is growing stupid and paranoiac at the same time. Good thing I live in Canada.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

It comes from not understanding history ... say, when people don't read books written before they were born ... :)

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I read a book recently (Imagining Imaginary Numbers) wherein the author claimed that "imagining" was almost outlawed in (he said Texan, but I would more believe the mid-West) schools, and certainly self-censored OUT of text books, because the word "imagine" was too close to "magic" and therefore ANTI-KRISTIAN!!2!!1

 

Srsly? :)

How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them.

- OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)

 

 

Sadly, yes. :)

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... This world is growing stupid and paranoiac at the same time. Good thing I live in Canada.

 

Canada is on another planet?

 

I knew it!

Oh wow. That's just mind-bogglingly stupid.

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein

I read a book recently (Imagining Imaginary Numbers) wherein the author claimed that "imagining" was almost outlawed in (he said Texan, but I would more believe the mid-West) schools, and certainly self-censored OUT of text books, because the word "imagine" was too close to "magic" and therefore ANTI-KRISTIAN!!2!!1

 

What? you are you saying that I'm Christ or something?

 

(that's my name your messing with you know) :)

 

:shifty:

Fortune favors the bald.

... This world is growing stupid and paranoiac at the same time. Good thing I live in Canada.

 

Canada is on another planet?

 

I knew it!

My bad. :)

 

I was in a hurry. :shifty:

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

I read a book recently (Imagining Imaginary Numbers) wherein the author claimed that "imagining" was almost outlawed in (he said Texan, but I would more believe the mid-West) schools, and certainly self-censored OUT of text books, because the word "imagine" was too close to "magic" and therefore ANTI-KRISTIAN!!2!!1

 

What? you are you saying that I'm Christ or something?

 

(that's my name your messing with you know) :)

 

:shifty:

Only the tr00 Messiah denies his divinity!

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HE IS ANTI-CHRIST!

 

COME BELIEVERS, LET'S TEAR HIM APART!

How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them.

- OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)

 

 

HE IS ANTI-CHRIST!

 

COME BELIEVERS, LET'S TEAR HIM APART!

 

I'm Kristian... and I'm proud of it!

Fortune favors the bald.

Those buggers were extremely sick in the freaking head.

Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer.

 

@\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?"

Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy."

Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand"

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