Walsingham Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Vegetarian at party: "You like eating meat? But meat is murder. Murderer." Superme: "If I'm an unrepentant murderer why are you taunting me? What's your next trick? Juggling razors?" "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Alternate_Superme: "Yes, yes it is. I like to kill them with my bare hands, too, as it adds to the flavour." *eyes glinting with far-off look and glowing with maniacal fervour * OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Have I got the Tee for you! Join me, and we shall make Production Beards a reality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokishi Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Superme_4: "That's not what your wife told me last night!" Current 3DMark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted January 2, 2007 Author Share Posted January 2, 2007 Have I got the Tee for you! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Finger licking t-shirt. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 After all, it's expensive to get good vegetarian meat these days, after the Thatcherian mechanically-reclaimed-meat diet supplements; so a good grain-fed human would have a lean fillet ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted January 2, 2007 Author Share Posted January 2, 2007 The other other white meat... "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Drabek Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 If I weren't so damn sure you educated gents have read A Modest Proposal, I'd be off searching the internets for a full-text version to post. Or I'd link the inevitable wiki entry. But I'm 99.9 percent sure it would be redundant. baby, take off your beret everyone's a critic and most people are DJs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Vegetarian at party: "You like eating meat? But meat is murder. Murderer." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Superme: "So you don This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Or alternatively ask her if she's religious (Christian) .. and if so - how she can live with herself when she's eating the flesh of Christ each sunday! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taks Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 ouch. cannibals... taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Posted January 2, 2007 Share Posted January 2, 2007 Or alternatively ask her if she's religious (Christian) .. and if so - how she can live with herself when she's eating the flesh of Christ each sunday! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But the lulz of the situation would be lessened when she angrily explains what transfiguration is. "So you don't swallow?" is a much better retort, as she is much less likely to continue the conversation after that. Join me, and we shall make Production Beards a reality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarna Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Ask her if she's Vegan. Otherwise she probably will eat eggs which are 'aborted fetuses'. Remember that when you next scramble a poor baby ( chicken ). Ruminations... When a man has no Future, the Present passes too quickly to be assimilated and only the static Past has value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 (edited) and dairy is rape Edited January 3, 2007 by Laozi People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Ask her if she's Vegan. Otherwise she probably will eat eggs which are 'aborted fetuses'. Remember that when you next scramble a poor baby ( chicken ). <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, edible eggs are not fertilized, they were at no point considered "alive". All the fertilized eggs with fetuses in them are thrown out (hopefully). Really, if the momma chickens are treated well, a benthamite vegan wouldn't have much grounds to object to the consumption of eggs. But they do anyway, so I don't take them seriously. Join me, and we shall make Production Beards a reality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 I just laugh uproariously at the notion that a vegan is so holy in other respects that not eating meat has become top of thier list of sins. I know it's sure as hell way down the list of mine. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some Sudanese who require orphanicating... "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 Forgot I was in public there. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 Oh lawks. I'd better put the orphans back before anyone gets evidence. Curse you, the international media and the internets! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Murphy's Law of Computer Gaming: The listed minimum specifications written on the box by the publisher are not the minimum specifications of the game set by the developer. @\NightandtheShape/@ - "Because you're a bizzare strange deranged human?" Walsingham- "Sand - always rushing around, stirring up apathy." Joseph Bulock - "Another headache, courtesy of Sand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 (edited) Vegan Hannibal Lecter:" I had his tofu with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Ffvl, Ffvl, Ffvl" It's just not the same. :'( I've always wondered if the whole veggy/vegan thing was in protest to cruelty towards animals or the promotion of healthy livin'? I love meat and I eat a lot of meat, all kinds. Fish, chicken, beef, pork, horse(rarely but it happens), moose, deer, boar(truly succulent!), seafood, etc but I will still be one of the first to shed a tear when I see a video of a cow getting ready to turn into steak. Can't there be a more "humane" way of doing this? Then again, what is better between punching a cow in the neck and letting it bleed to death and a pack of lions tearing a gazelle to pieces and eating it's entrails while it is still alive(Hmm. Too much detail)? Edited January 3, 2007 by astr0creep http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted January 3, 2007 Author Share Posted January 3, 2007 Good point. I think when one is more conversant with how animals die in their natural condition, the notion of civilised butchery becomes less distressing. I don't think I've ever met a single non-Indian vegetarian who lived in the country. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 I always laugh when they try to explain to me that's it's unnatural and against nature, when humans eat meat.. guess their "fangs" are specially designed to peel an apple? Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astr0creep Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 I always laugh when they try to explain to me that's it's unnatural and against nature, when humans eat meat.. guess their "fangs" are specially designed to peel an apple? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Another good point. Humans are omnivores, meaning they are both meat-eaters and the-rest-eaters. The only problem I see with eating meat is how we as humans "kill the prey". We're not lions, we have the means and the knowledge to ease if not eliminate the suffering of these living beings so why resort to barbarisms? I'd like to know. http://entertainmentandbeyond.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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