God's Special Little Pixies.

 

These are people who believe that rules such as not putting your filthy shoes on the seats, not eating curry on a bus, not spitting on things in the street apply to them. Also people who queue jump, talk in movie theatres, and want any kind of exception to be made for them just because they are them. They believe they are God's special little favourite pixie and nothing is too good for them, and nothing they do is bad.

 

If I had a long stick I would prod them in the earlobes.

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Basically, I guess if I had any pet peeves (although, in some ways I just don't care enough for things to annoy me that much) they'd basically be exactly the same as Mr. Walsingham's... apart from the "eating curry on a bus" since I've never come across anyone who has done that. On top of that, basically I'd say that people who take certain things far too seriously... basically, anything like music, clothes, celebrity gossip... are also fairly annoying

2) People who walk slow or take up the whole isle in the grocery store.

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YES. Yes. I hate them to. Fills me with an urge to kill something. Preferably them.

I hate celebrity gossip, and politicians that pose at events, velour track suits.

Being made to care about certain things that aren't important!

People who can't finish a simile, and use words to describe things that are unrelated or completely opposite in meaning.

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People who are only capable of talking/thinking about one thing.

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SO I LIKE NEKKID GURLS, SHUT UP ALREADY!

astr0creep hates jews! Its official! astr0creep is Borat!

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Also:

• Being white and thus being unable to even hint at the slightest ethnic joke
  

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**** that.

 

An Irishman walks onto a building site and asks the foreman for a job. The foreman is a little wary, so decides to test him, asking him, "What's the difference between a girder and a joist?".

 

"ah, well, that's an easy one", the Irishman replies. "You see, Goethe wrote Faust, and Joyce wrote Ulysses".

 

 

Or how about this one: An Irishman walks out of a bar.

...

It could happen.

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Also:

• Being white and thus being unable to even hint at the slightest ethnic joke
  

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That's not the problem. The problem is the people that get all uppity when a white person does make an ethnic joke.

Quiet, honky.

 

I also find genocidaires annoying. They would also receive a prod with the stick 'o' justice.

Limies and their sense of humour. "

Limies and their sense of humour.  "

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Upitty colonials...

Fans who seem to believe that they own the thing they are a fan of.

 

Especially those who think "if that happens I will stop watching/reading" will convince anyone not to do it.

Annoyance #3206

 

Ear wax.

Belly Button fluff. Where in God's name does it come from and why is it always blue? I once wore an entirely red outfit for a day, and my fluff was still blue.

Belly Button fluff. Where in God's name does it come from and why is it always blue? I once wore an entirely red outfit for a day, and my fluff was still blue.

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You should see a doctor, it sounds like belly button cancer.

:D

Belly Button fluff. Where in God's name does it come from and why is it always blue? I once wore an entirely red outfit for a day, and my fluff was still blue.

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Ahem...

• Belly button fluff consists primarily of stray fibres from one's clothing, mixed with some dead skin cells and strands of body hair. The rotting cells can create unpleasant odours.
  
• Contrary to expectations, belly button fluff appears to migrate upwards from underwear rather than downwards from shirts or tops. The migration process is the result of the frictional drag of body hair on underwear, which drags stray fibres up into the belly button.
  
• Women experience less belly button fluff because of their finer and shorter body hairs. Conversely, older men experience it more because of their coarser and more numerous hairs.
  
• Belly button fluff's characteristic blue-grey tint is likely the averaging of the colours of fibres present in clothing; the same colour as clothes dryer fluff.
  

I'm in absolute awe of your knowledge.

And suddenly this is the best thread ever.

I'm in absolute awe of your knowledge.

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Yesss, we are Google, we are Surreptishus, we are... Surreptoogle

You don't know me son, so I'll explain this once. When I say a red outfit I mean an ALL red outfit.

It's not just fibers from what you are wearing at that time.

 

I imagine.

Weird. Like I say.

 

I was considering storing them all and stuffing a cushion.

You don't know me son, so I'll explain this once. When I say a red outfit I mean an ALL red outfit.

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Wait - you're Father Christmas!? Awesome! Can I have a new bike?

You don't know me son, so I'll explain this once. When I say a red outfit I mean an ALL red outfit.

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Wait - you're Father Christmas!? Awesome! Can I have a new bike?

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Yes.

 

*thinks: he won't know any different until Christmas morning, and then...*

Getting stray towel loop caught on my nipple ring, it's a rare annoyance.

Weird. Like I say.

 

I was considering storing them all and stuffing a cushion.

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Santa Claus! :crazy: