August 22, 200619 yr Too bad nothing similar to that happened to me when delivering pizzas " If porn has taught me one thing, is that sex is an acceptable payment for pizza
August 22, 200619 yr Too bad nothing similar to that happened to me when delivering pizzas " If porn has taught me one thing, is that sex is an acceptable payment for pizza <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What's the tip? Herpes? "Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger." - Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials "I have also been slowly coming to the realisation that knowledge and happiness are not necessarily coincident, and quite often mutually exclusive" - meta
August 22, 200619 yr I just saw this on the Steve Harvey Show a few days ago. Edited August 22, 200619 yr by thepixiesrock Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
August 22, 200619 yr LOL! This is a lot funnier and less depressing than the story pf the New Zealand policewoman who had to moonlight as a call girl to make ends meet. Edited August 22, 200619 yr by Surreptishus
August 22, 200619 yr I meant the Steve Harvey Show. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
August 23, 200619 yr The best part is that he apparently was so awkward and had to be rescued by his cop buddies. I was thinking of Unlucky Alf when I read it... Nooo, back off! Control yourself! ^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God
August 23, 200619 yr Awkward? Come on, what was he supposed to do, start shooting? "Subdue" them all? I'm sure he realized that they meant him no harm, and it isn't like he was ever trained for such a situation. Give the guy a break. Leaking this news story was probably part of the razzing he'll get for the rest of his career.
August 23, 200619 yr "This is a lot funnier and less depressing than the story pf the New Zealand policewoman who had to moonlight as a call girl to make ends meet." WOW! Forced into counsilling for doing a LEGAL job. WOWSERS! DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
August 23, 200619 yr Classic. :D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I really haven This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
August 23, 200619 yr I wonder why he protested. Are israeli women that unattractive..? Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
August 23, 200619 yr I wonder why he protested. Are israeli women that unattractive..? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> maybe they are like russian women.... beautiful one second turn your back and next time you look it's your grandmothers evil twin. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
August 23, 200619 yr Awkward? Come on, what was he supposed to do, start shooting? "Subdue" them all? I'm sure he realized that they meant him no harm, and it isn't like he was ever trained for such a situation. Give the guy a break. Leaking this news story was probably part of the razzing he'll get for the rest of his career. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, the primary purpose of a police officer is providing clear control in a chaotic situation, especially crowd control. Having said that, women on a Hens' night are perhaps the most intimidating foe ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
August 23, 200619 yr Awkward? Come on, what was he supposed to do, start shooting? "Subdue" them all? I'm sure he realized that they meant him no harm, and it isn't like he was ever trained for such a situation. Give the guy a break. Leaking this news story was probably part of the razzing he'll get for the rest of his career. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, the primary purpose of a police officer is providing clear control in a chaotic situation, especially crowd control. Having said that, women on a Hens' night are perhaps the most intimidating foe ... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was once chased half way along Brighton promenade by a hen night armed with rubber hammers. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
August 23, 200619 yr Awkward? Come on, what was he supposed to do, start shooting? "Subdue" them all? I'm sure he realized that they meant him no harm, and it isn't like he was ever trained for such a situation. Give the guy a break. Leaking this news story was probably part of the razzing he'll get for the rest of his career. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You misunderstand me. There's comedy in the fact that men would fantasize about this, but when it actually happens it's a different story. I can just see him before me, sort of deep inside wanting it. ^Yes, that is a good observation, Checkpoint. /God
August 23, 200619 yr Sorry if I misread. The situation he walked into is funny, and I'm sure he can laugh about it--now. But if Hell needed a new definition, this was it. Every man's fantasy mixed with a job PR nightmare=Kobiyashi-Maru.
August 23, 200619 yr Too bad nothing similar to that happened to me when delivering pizzas :)" If porn has taught me one thing, is that sex is an acceptable payment for pizza Milkmen are my heroes. Pizza delivery guys have nothing on them.
August 23, 200619 yr Got milk? "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
August 23, 200619 yr Were they policewomen? OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
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