Darth Rexon Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Name 3 of the funniest lines (in ur opinion).They can be short disscussions too. These are mine: 1. Exile:I want to hold ur Gland. Mercenary:Don't squeeze it to hard or it will pop! (something like that) 2.A few of those lines when ur talking to Atris In the Polar Academy. 3. Exile:I don't have time for this! Hand over ur valueables! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth_evil Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Atton: Are you an angel? Oh, that was my worst line ever. Hope some poor kid doesn't start using it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthReliguim Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Go-To: You will find that I can be useful..... If being useful means occupying space on the Ebon Hawk, that's true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Keyan Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 (edited) Exile: Just check the corpse for anything of value Kumus: Don't touch that button it will blow up all my charges Exile: (Push Button) You mean this button? Edited August 22, 2006 by Darth Keyan ''Strike me down,and i will become more powerful'' ''To know the Light you must see the Dark'' '' Join us on the path of the Darkside'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoM_Solaufein Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 This one was funny Exile:I want to hold your gland and the one where you tell the thieves on Nar Shaddaa to jump over the rail. War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is StrengthBaldur's Gate moddingTeamBGBaldur's Gate modder/community leaderBaldur's Gate - Enhanced Edition beta testerBaldur's Gate 2 - Enhanced Edition beta tester Icewind Dale - Enhanced Edition beta tester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rexon Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 Exile: Just check the corpse for anything of value Kumus: Don't touch that button it will blow up all my charges Exile: (Push Button) You mean this button? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, that was was really funny too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord XAN Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Mandalore: "... and don't die before I say!" One of my favorites! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NecroDOS Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 "Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope...Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Keyan Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 (edited) There is a funniest line in Kotor 1....that i have laughed a lot On Taris The Alien Hater...Gorton Colu Gorton Colu: How dare you speak to me while you travel in the presence of alien Wookiee scum! You have violated one of this great planet's oldest and most revered laws! Gorton Colu: You have brought aliens to the Upper City! They are a blight upon Taris - they take our jobs and our homes, and spread their filth throughout our world. Zaalbar: No more filth than you spreading crazy man. Gorton Colu: This beast just growledat me! It is a savage creature that will hurt someone!! Gorton Colu: How dare you brazenly parade about the Upper City with such alien scum at your side! I, Gorton Colu, founder of the Anti-Alien League, will not stand for this! Liana Tora: Don't worry this Wookiee is just my servant. Edited August 23, 2006 by Darth Keyan ''Strike me down,and i will become more powerful'' ''To know the Light you must see the Dark'' '' Join us on the path of the Darkside'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenwong88 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Of course the funniest line in KotOR2 is courtesy of a good friend of the Exiles, both mine and yours. Exile: "Who are you and why are you locked up here?" Atton: "I'm Atton, originally i wasn't supposed to make it into the final game..." Thank you Atton. (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturm Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Richard Nixon: I... am NOT a crook! Commisar #1: For the Motherland! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rexon Posted August 23, 2006 Author Share Posted August 23, 2006 All these are pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NecroDOS Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Atton: "Did you find the emergancy supplies?" Exile: "Yeah, and there seems to be some clothes in here too." Atton: "Damnit!" Atton: "I-uh, good! There's no sense in you running half naked around the facility. I mean, it's destracting... For the droids..." NOTE: You can only hear this quote if you play as the female character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sangero Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 "Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope...Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds." Thats my favorite line. But a really funny line is where Mira says "Look if we start sharing bunks the other girls will get jealous and i would have to kick the hell out of them" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Dunn Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 (edited) G0-T0: Ah, HK-47. I did not realize that you still existed... especially now that the new modles have been activated. HK-47: Query: What is it you wish, fat one? G0-To: I see that your recent re-assembly has not affeted your behaviore core - nor your attitude. HK-47: Statement: If I should require an similar evaluation in the future I shall seek out the Iredonian. ------------- Female Exile: Do you understand men? Mira: Sure I do. That's why I dress like this. When they are looking down to check you out you can usualy smash them on the base of the skull or deliver an upper cut that knock them flat. Female Exile: You make it sound... easy. Mira: Its simple - when you want a man you stab him with a Botham stunner, then while he is screaming in pain, you slap some cuffs on him. Then you starve him for a two or three days until he becomes open to suggestion. Then double-check his bounty and see if he is worth anything. Female Exile: That sounds more like hounting. Mira: Call it what you want. I love my targets. -------- PS. I love that one where the 2 tugs tell you to pay them now. Then you use Domiate Mind and tell then to give you all of their money and go jump over the railling. Then one says "Yes, that is a fast way to get to the bottom". " Edited September 1, 2006 by James Dunn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverPowered Godzilla (OPG) Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 When I was talking to goto (at least I think that is what his name was) and I said I don't take orders from pompus slugs (something liek that). He replied and was like I don't either but...(even though the exile was refering to him). Duh, "Sidious was strongest sith lord in his time" my ass, he was the only sith lord - Xard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Dunn Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 (edited) Found another one: HK-47: "Mockery: (Imitates Bastila's voice) Oh master, I love you but I hate all you stand for! But I think we should go press our slimy mucus covered lips together in the corgo hold! Conclusion: Such pharamon driven humin reponses never seems to decrease the charge in my copasitors, and make me wish I could press a blaster pistal to my behavior core and pull the trigger." Edited September 1, 2006 by James Dunn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandalorianx Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 K2: most of what that HK says ar funny, and atton to...like when he say some thing like this 1) Atton: she may have be good lookin(kreia)....... Exile: if she is good looking then take a blaster and shoot me....(or something like that). (w00t) that always make me laugh. 2) (on peragus) Fe Exile: dont look at my chest Atton: eh....i was'nt looking........... " 3) HK with the love thing ---------------------------------------------------------- K1: 1) when your on korriban, just take with you jolee and you'l get a laugh 2) (manaan) fishy fishy fishy...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaxen83 Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 Bastila: "Excellent. Your current age is?" Revan: 3,012. Healthy living, you know." Exile: (To Vrook) "Always a pleasure, Vrook. I see you still have your cheery disposition." Vrook: "Is this a joke? People's lives are at stake." Deep from within... Victims live a life of fantasy. Some see salvation as an act of God, a few look within for it. 朱宣澧 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schalafi Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 The one where Exile is talking to Kreia about Visas and Kreia tells him not to mate with her. He responds that he's not planning on charging up her loading ramp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellypie Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Atton: Anybody here catch that? All I understood was 'very.' Bao-Dur: I think he wanted us to give up the General to his poorly-trained collection of bounty hunters. Atton: Ah. well that would explain it. Which one do you want? Bao-Dur: I'll take the stupid one who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance. ******** Bao-Dur: Hey, General. Are you all right? Exile: What are you talking about? Bao-Dur: You look like you've been standing to close to one of my shield generators. Exile: Are you sure you haven't been chewing on power cables? Bao-Dur: Whoa, claws out today, aren't they? ******** Atton: I knew it! That stupid T3 unit stole our ship! It's probably joyriding through the system right now, laughing at us... laughing at me. ******** Atton: iWell, if it isn't the one who stole the Ebon Hawk. Not so smug now, are you, you little thief? Kriea: Don't be a fool - Atris stole the ship and the droid. It is unlikely the droid stole the vessel. Atton: Says you. ******** Atton: Why is it everywhere we go I end up in a cell? "They might not call you a Jedi anymore, but believe me, you are. It's not the sort of thing that you just stop being. You're stuck with it, just like you're stuck being the General." ~Bao-Dur, Knights of the Old Republic: The Sith Lords Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrivian Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Mockery: I don't trust you! I don't trust her! I don't trust anyone! ahhhh! It comes with the bastila one. Just discovered it today, though I'm paraphrasing... I'd go with 2d3, 3d6, 1/2d7, 1d10, 14d12, 8d20, 13 quarters, and a groundhog. I'm not sure if you'll need all that, but if you figured out a system from it, it would be the greatest in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaxen83 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 (edited) A slighty longer quote. Mandalorian sentry: "I'm surprised that you got this far - the jungle doesn't usually let its prey go that easily - What are you doing here?" Exile: "What are you doing on Dxun?" Mandalorian sentry: "We claimed this moon decades ago when we reforged ourselves after Exar Kun's defeat. Some of us call it home. Why are you trespassing here?" Exile: "I was thinking of starting a Czerka office here. I sense a lot of untapped potential." Mandalorian sentry: "That was a joke right? It'll be interesting to see how long you keep your sense of humour - here." Mandalorian sentry: "We have orders to escort you to our camp - our leader wants to speak to you." Exile: "Your leader may be of use to me. Take me to him. Now." Edited September 4, 2006 by vaxen83 Deep from within... Victims live a life of fantasy. Some see salvation as an act of God, a few look within for it. 朱宣澧 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthReliguim Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Mical: You've left me an opening!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 when you tell the complete and utter truth to the guard on Onderon. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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