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[Archmonarch]

...lurking is for wussies.

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I resent that.

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And I resemble it.

[Blank]

Seeing as this is such a popular thread and all, I will inform you all here that I'll be gone for a week. And I want you to know that I won't be thinking of you, but that I would be here if I wasn't gone... so I guess that is a compliment.

 

I expect that when I get back, the movie will have already have been hyped up to the highest height possible, and then people will realize that it is not being made, nor was there ever a chance of it being made.

 

Then again, one of the reasons Pixies is great is because he runs these types of threads: Choose your own adventure with Carl Martini & Friends, and Saving Lou Gutman. All classic and all greatly add to the fun this forum has to offer.

 

Sure his threads are stupid and idiotic when you first see them, but that is the Pixies we have grown to love. In fact, we have been fed from his spoon so many times that we have dropped all facades of reservation (if there ever were any). Just look at this thread; it has exploded and stayed consistently at the top of WOT for 4 days now.

 

Yes, Pixies, do go on, and do continue being your witty and topical self.

[LoneWolf16]

Um....was that intended to be insulting or what? And I remember Wheelman. In my first post, he told me to look at the FAQ before I post. )

[Enoch]

Forget the stills-- the real question here is who will be doing the VO. You simply can't have an Obsidian Forum movie without Ron Perlman to voice the intro. How will you ensure that everybody has the proper accents? After all, we don't want our Swedes to sound just like our Danes. Will Jeremy Soule doing the score, or did you get Inon Zur instead? Inquiring minds want to know!!

[Baley]

Lou Gutman will be composing and recording the score in the privacy of his own home.

 

At this moment in time, Mister Gutman appears to have decided on not using any VAs. But do not worry, this will not in any way hinge the creative process. Mister Gutman's epic portrayal of everyday life will no longer be plagued by annoying human voices, thus freeing the viewer's mind and letting him experience this most innovative way of dealing with dialogue. Trust me for my mind has been freed from outdated conventions. It has been freed through Lou Gutman's magic. It has been freed through his originality. And finally it has been freed through his love for film. He is an inspiration to us all.

Edited July 1, 2006 by Baley

[Dark Moth]

Well, um...g'bye, Blank. Have fun with whatever it is you're doing. I fully expect you'll have an entire list of girls' phone numbers when you get back.

[LoneWolf16]

Yes, indeed he will.

 

His mother's, his sister's, ant's, grandmother's.....etc.

 

And pix, you'd probably have everybody on the damned board volunteering to do their own voice overs if you bothered to ask.

Edited July 1, 2006 by LoneWolf16

[thepixiesrock]

As Baley said, my artistic vision will not be hindered by any annoying human voices. I chose not to have any voice overs.

[Dark Moth]

Lonewolf, that was, um...what was the word? Oh yeah...COLD.

 

[Calax]

yeah... that was fairly bad form lone.

[Hassat Hunter]

Now I really am insulted that I'm not in.  Even dead members are getting in.

 

Meh.

I am not even in; despite the BEST audition ever for Ultimate Bad Guy

[Llyranor]

Actually, that's true. I want Mr Loserville as Ultimate Bad Guy.

[OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN]

Now I really am insulted that I'm not in.  Even dead members are getting in.

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What's that? Want to say that to my FACE?

 

And I'm just making a comical cameo, you know, that the older members will understand, while the newer ones just bob their heads with fake tee hee's and ho ho's.

 

And Lonewolf, did I say to stop reading it?

[thepixiesrock]

Tee hee.

 

Ho, ho.

[Calax]

:fires heatvision at pixies, then blows him with arctic breat:

 

(yes all you girly men... laf at the arctic breat LAUGH I SAY, you have seven seconds before I snap all your necks simultaniously!)

 

just kidding

[thepixiesrock]

Me and Wheelman go way back...

 

 

Haha...

 

We do! What? You don't believe me?

 

Well, believe this!

 

x user posted image

Edited July 2, 2006 by thepixiesrock

[Krookie]

You know, deep down, I always thought Pixie had a liking for men. That picture proves it.

[Shadowstrider]

If I'm in this, and I'm not saying I am, but IF I am... I need the following:

A lightsaber.

A hook hand.

A pegleg.

A black hood.

One lady for every hook (1).

A private dressing room.

Limo service to and from the set.

A personal fluffer.

 

Otherwise, Shadowstrider will not be seen in this film.

[Shadowstrider]

Also, it says in my contract that I get a battle scene with the entire mod squad and Chuck Norris.

 

I win.

[Krookie]

STRIDER concept art:

Click to make big.

Edited July 2, 2006 by Krookie

[Shadowstrider]

Perfect!

 

When can we see this in full production?

[LoneWolf16]

Lonewolf, that was, um...what was the word?  Oh yeah...COLD. 

 

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Intended more for comical effect. )

 

yeah... that was fairly bad form lone.

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What, do you expect good form from me?

 

@Wheelman - What's that 'sposed to mean? And where's the Kramer avatar?

[Bokishi]

OSW need his old wookie avatar rawr!

[Dark_Raven]

A battlecookiee avatar?

[Bokishi]

No, wheelman's was cool