Old news, but here's a link to patch 1.2.

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Direct2Drive version comes with 1.2 preinstalled, which kinda sucks because I hear the patch is buggy.

Yeah, it's not so good.

Every chick in the game has the same face. They all must be sisters

Every chick in the game has the same face. They all must be sisters

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Would it be better if they all had Boki faces?

 

Wait... don't answer that.

Edited July 5, 200619 yr by Lucius

Who's that black haired chick in the playboy mission that want's to kill me?

Playmates these days...

At first I though it was just your next door psycho chick, but then I noticed the unconscious playmate behind the couch, so it's most likely an assassin. At any rate I shot her in the head with my Desert Eagle a few times and now she looks very pretty

Edited July 6, 200619 yr by Lucius

You can also see her shadow with a question mark in the loading screen.

Yeah, I noticed that too with the question mark. I guess she was just an assassin. I haven't been able to get any info about her, regardless of how I play that level.

I always wondered if you could somehow make one of the targets enter her room so she takes him out instead of you doing it yourself? I haven't been able to find a way to do that though, but that would be cool.

 

I was very surprised the first time I played and she waved me in.. I thought I was up for some hot lovin', but.. alas.

Damn, I haven't seen this at all. This is the Christmas mission? I'll have to look for her now. I'm at the Crows mission on Pro right now. I plan on doing some fun stuff after I get my SA through this mission. The good thing about playing on the other settings is that virtually everything that worked lower is working on Pro. Just that one mistake and you're restarting the scenario.

Who tried dressing as the priest during the wedding mission? It appears the ceremony doesn't start

Don't you have to go and ring the wedding bell?

Where's that at? I looked everywhere.

Just outside the entrance.

Thanks I'll check it.

That was weird. 47 actually married them.

 

Who spotted the lesbians in the hell-themed party? That was like, wow.

Playing on Pro is extremely irritating.

 

For example, I managed to get professional rather than silent assassin on the playboy mission even though I had no witnesses, no camera, all accidents, and one shot that broke the bottom of the pool. Even though no-one saw me. I then went on the irritating riverboat mission, my least favorite, and got The Ghost rating. I was so irritated on that one, I kept knocking folks over rails. I had 10 kills, seven of which were accidents.

Shots from the Airgun count against your total.

What does SA get you besides bragging rights?

Playing on Pro is extremely irritating.

 

For example, I managed to get professional rather than silent assassin on the playboy mission even though I had no witnesses, no camera, all accidents, and one shot that broke the bottom of the pool.

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That's probably why you got Professional. Next time try only killing your marks.

But then he won't get hoes dropping from the sky...

What does SA get you besides bragging rights?

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Self Esteem, and pride!

would rather chew aluminum foil than we woulds wanna play any game that requires wasd control.

 

HA! Good Fun!

If self esteem and pride were that important, what's to stop me from lying!

 

Seriously, don't you guys try to get high scores when you play? I don't fixate on it, and I don't fixate on bragging rights, but I do enjoy trying to do as well as possible when I play a game. Plus, I really love this game. It's well worth the WASD effort, Gromnir. You don't have to play 1st person.