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corned beef hash and orange juice

The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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There is something most disturbingly phallic about this "mushroom."

You have a knack at spotting the obvious, eh?

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Just ate a dinner I cooked:

 

Boneless chicken breasts (I made 4; leftovers are good), coated in a blend of olive oil, minced garlic (6 or so cloves), chopped fresh parsley, hot sauce, salt & pepper. Browned 'em on both sides and then roasted in the oven for 15 mins. Also had a baked potato and some asparagas. Excellent.

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Strawberry yogurt. I could eat a ton of this stuff sometimes.

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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Starburst

 

'cept the pink ones, save those for tomorrow.

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Some mini smoked sausage things.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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It's not like they're guy weenies.

Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!
http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdanger

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.

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I'm drinking a cup of lukewarm tea at my desk. I made it probably a half hour ago, but I kind of zoned out and forgot about it.

 

In a little over an hour, I will partake in "Free Lunch Monday," one of the greatest morale-boosters in the corporate world.

baby, take off your beret

everyone's a critic and most people are DJs

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A kiwi.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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What makes you assume the gender is male? =]

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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In a little over an hour, I will partake in "Free Lunch Monday," one of the greatest morale-boosters in the corporate world.

Nice. Unfortunately for me, free lunches for employees of the U.S. Government would violate federal appropriations law.

 

I am eating some mediocre vegetable beef soup and a decent salad (lettuce, spinach, carrot, peas, kidney beans, broccoli, bell pepper, croutons, and balsamic vinegarette) from my building's cafeteria.

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