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KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

 

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

 

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

 

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.

 

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I think god may have been taking another call at the most inopportune moment. :-

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

Okay, I have to laugh a this.

 

HAHAHAHA!

It is common knowledge that God does not help the foolish...

"Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc

"I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me

 

Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. :p
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Different timezone. Been 6-6-6 for 42 minutes.

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You meant the article? I assumed you were referring to the thread.

God was busy. With me. post-15284-1134168228.gif

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Evolution 1 - God 0

 

The game isn't over though :-

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

He obviously forgot the "do not test the Lord your God" part.

:(

So are we going to turn this into another legendary 21 page thread? Where's Omar?

Spreading beauty with my katana.

Well, at least we found out what happened to Grey Jedi Knight.

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(Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)

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I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

Well, at least we found out what happened to Grey Jedi Knight.

I thought that was blanks alter ego...

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

It is common knowledge that God does not help the foolish...

 

Actually, I'd say if god is helping anyone, it is definately the foolish

 

 

Remember a few years back when Bush almost choked all alone in his office.....on a pretzel?

Poor guy. :geek: Suicide by lioness is a new one on me. I wonder what will happen to the cat, if anything.

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

He obviously forgot the "do not test the Lord your God" part.

You beat me to it.

 

Well, at least we found out what happened to Grey Jedi Knight.

I thought that was blanks alter ego...

nah, he's too tolerant of others to be me. I already have my hands full being Chupacabra.

God exists. He just doesn't give a crap. I bet he is laughing as hard as I am at this if not harder. God pointing at you and laughing is not a good way to get into heaven.

nah, he's too tolerant of others to be me. I already have my hands full being Chupacabra.

 

Shhh! Don't say that aloud. And believe me, I'm intolerant of everyone, even myself!

 

Speaking of which, neither you nor Eldar responded to my request in TOMBS. Jerkface.

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This guy sounds similarly dumb as as the martial arts expert who thought he could fight lions; it turned out he was wrong. :thumbsup:

should have gone for chimps

 

 

I dunno about that.

 

I think I'd rather be dead then have my genitals ravaged by chimps. YOU DAMN FILTHY APES!

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