Llyranor Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 LOS ANGELES--In 2004, hotel heiress Paris Hilton (The Simple Life) was six hours late to the opening of her own night club, Club Paris. At this year's Electronic Entertainment Expo, she was an hour and a half late to an autograph signing for her new mobile phone game from Gameloft. On top of that, she apparently got the name of the game, previously announced as Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam, wrong, according to an Associated Press report. "Sorry I'm late," Hilton said when she arrived. "I'm really excited to have my new video game, Diamond Quest. Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game." While the Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam logo was plastered on the backdrop behind Hilton at the signing, a Gameloft representative told GameSpot that she actually got the name of the game right. "We just changed the title at the last minute, just before she came out," the representative said. Hilton not knowing the name of her own game might be surprising given her previous comments about the game in the press release that announced the project. "I'm excited to collaborate with Gameloft to bring the Paris Hilton brand and the glamour of young Hollywood to the cell phones of all my fans around the world," the release quoted her as saying. "My phone has become an all-in-one entertainment device and mobile games are an integral part of that. Mobile gaming is really hot right now and I'm excited to be part of this project." Simple words cannot describe the awesomeness of this game. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 So lets use complex ones like anthropology and amaurosis fugax (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angshuman Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I fear for the future of humanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 (edited) If she is nude in it, I'll buy it! Edited May 12, 2006 by Volourn DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baby arm Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Why? She's like a skinny 17 year old boy. Wait, nevermind. I answered my own question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 If she is nude in it, I'll buy it! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I believe that's a reason not to buy it! There's something unseemly about that Paris Hilton woman that I can't quite place my finger on. But I know who can: This looks like a job for... LOU GUTMAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 If she is nude in it, I'll buy it! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You need to get out more. Maybe pay for it, if you can't convince anyone to share intimacy with you ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 If she is nude in it, I'll buy it! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Find a girlfriend. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_i_am Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Don't judge. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 There's something unseemly about that Paris Hilton woman that I can't quite place my finger on. I think that what's bothering you is that she's just plain ugly. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 There's something unseemly about that Paris Hilton woman that I can't quite place my finger on. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think that what's bothering you is that she's just plain ugly. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That she is. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darque Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I heard she had plastic surgery to "look" that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 There's something unseemly about that Paris Hilton woman that I can't quite place my finger on. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think that what's bothering you is that she's just plain ugly. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not to mention common as dirt. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I heard she had plastic surgery to "look" that way. Perhaps she's actually Blofeld! "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Raven Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 I heard she had plastic surgery to "look" that way. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I would demand my money back. Hades was the life of the party. RIP You'll be missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenghuang Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 There's something unseemly about that Paris Hilton woman that I can't quite place my finger on. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think that what's bothering you is that she's just plain ugly. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not to mention common as dirt. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That and slimily rotten to the core. RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Don't judge. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not doing anything. I haven't even posted in this thread yet. Don't what?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 WOW! She may not be the hottest woman all the time; but you people need to take a chill pill... DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 There's something unseemly about that Paris Hilton woman that I can't quite place my finger on. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think that what's bothering you is that she's just plain ugly. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not to mention common as dirt. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think I'll take the dirt instead. Better value for money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angshuman Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 I think I'll take the dirt instead. Better value for money. Hilton. Money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 If I had to choose between seeing Paris Hilton naked or Jennifer Lopez naked I would pick Paris Hilton. Then again there is always room for J. Lo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baley Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 I'd prefer a petite Malaysian boy, but that's just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 I'd prefer a petite Malaysian boy, but that's just me. Isn't she a blonde petite Malaysian boy? "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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